Attack of the Tongan Pirate Zombies

Jul 08, 2012 21:41


Coda to 1x17, Powa Maka Moana (Pirate), Written for the H50Land Challenge #20

Episode: 1x17, Powa Maka Moana
Title: Attack of the Tongan Pirate Zombies
Author: rocsfan
Rating: PG?
Warnings: References to violence and killing zombies. Nothing graphic.
Word count: 576
Summary: The episode mentioned Tongan Pirates Zombies, so they showed up at the end, right after ( Read more... )

kono, chin ho, max, steve mcgarrett, h50 land, fiction: crack, h50 landcomm, 1x17, danny williams

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OMG!!! tkeylasunset July 9 2012, 03:50:10 UTC
You Crack me up!!!!

It was almost as bad as those crowds of shoppers who waited outside Wal-Mart at 4 AM on the day after Thanksgiving just so they could buy a glow-in-the-dark cordless electric can opener for $5 and give it to someone for Christmas! (Apologies to the non-US readers, but Steve didn’t have time to think of an international example.)

Steve didn't have time to think of an international example!!!! OMG!!!

Chainsaws! They destroyed the Zombies with chainsaws!!!

I'm still laughing!!!

Like I said - Crack For the Win!!!!

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Re: OMG!!! rocsfan July 9 2012, 03:58:18 UTC
Thank you!!!! That means a lot coming from you, O Great Writer of Hilarity!!

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crazed_delusion July 9 2012, 03:50:39 UTC
*snorts*

AHHAHA oh I love me some good old fashion crack!fic lol

*applauds*

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rocsfan July 9 2012, 03:59:01 UTC
Thank you so much! *blushes*

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huntress69 July 9 2012, 04:33:49 UTC
“UUuuunnnnnggggghhhhh” Squish, drag, squish, drag. “Uunnnggghhh.”

THIS!!! And of course chainsaws - Steve's a big fan of Evil Dead 2. Crack FTW!!

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rocsfan July 9 2012, 04:35:53 UTC
Thank you! I am not a writer, so I'm not sure why I decided to try this. But it was fun.

Look out behind you! “UUuuunnnnnggggghhhhh” Squish, drag, squish, drag. “Uunnnggghhh.”

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simplyn2deep July 9 2012, 05:08:47 UTC
this crack. oh boy!

the pockets on Steve's cargo pants must be the Mary Poppin's carpet bag, because where on earth did he come up with chainsaws?!

this crack! *dies*

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rocsfan July 9 2012, 13:39:05 UTC
ROFL! Mary Poppins carpet bag, indeed! Thanks so much!

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malfoy_manor12 July 9 2012, 22:14:39 UTC
O M G!!! Applause Applause!!!

“Tell him to play some spooky music on that piano of his, and maybe he can summon them. OOooooo…” Danny wiggled his fingers in a spooky gesture”

“It was almost as bad as those crowds of shoppers who waited outside Wal-Mart at 4 AM on the day after Thanksgiving just so they could buy a glow-in-the-dark cordless electric can opener for $5 and give it to someone for Christmas!”

“(Apologies to the non-US readers, but Steve didn’t have time to think of an international example.)”

“Kono, catch this chainsaw!” Steve shouted as he tossed the weapon, keeping the second one for himself.”

ROFL

Take a bow---that was brilliant!!!


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rocsfan July 10 2012, 00:39:24 UTC
Wow, thank you so much! I'm glad you laughed! (Remind me to pay you your bribe later.)

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malfoy_manor12 July 10 2012, 00:59:09 UTC
LOL

Nope, totally earned!


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