Room 314 - Early Tuesday Afternoon

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Chuck had come back from Fandom reasonably early considering he had spent most of the night bothering his sister (god, he loved saying that) and talking to Nathaniel about how said sister reacted to the big news. He was tired when he got back but not tired enough to not be surprised when he noticed that he now had 314 to himself

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"All hail the returning hero," Hannibal said cheerfully from the door.

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"They gotta at least go solo every once in awhile," Hannibal said. "If I didn't, I'd explode."

Not literally.

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Chuck grinned. "At the very least. Even then it's just not the same."

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"Yeah, they miss all the fun of having someone to play with," he said. "Or more than one person."

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"Oooh threesomes and moresomes. I wouldn't give those up for anything," Chuck told him. He was actually beginning to feel a little bad for those nuns and monks.

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"You and me both," he sighed contentedly. "Looking forward to going back to the world of academia?"

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"Not in the least. I don't think I'm going to get the same luck I did when I took Sex Ed last semester," he replied. He still didn't know how he didn't land himself in detention for that. "Don't tell me you're excited about classes starting up again?"

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"Only because it means I'll meet some new people," he said. "Other than, I'm not. I think I'll skip Sex Ed this time and just do my own learning in that area."

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"I always thought I'd be a good Sex Ed teacher," Chuck said. "Of course the lessons would lean a little more towards technique than anything else."

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"Maybe that could be your gift to the world," he said. "Chuck Bass teaches the world about sex and how to do it right."

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"It'd be a lot of work but it would truly make the world a better place," he said, pretending to wipe a tear from the corner of his eye. "It would be a beautiful thing."

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"And look at that, you've already started your life's work," Hannibal said. "Spreading your...wealth around."

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"To think all this time I thought I was just getting off," Chuck said. "Turns out I was making the world a better place."

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"Well, getting off's fun too," he said. "I mean, why not have fun while teaching the world, right?"

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"You think this teaching thing will fly as an excuse with anybody?" Chuck asked, smirking.

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"Well, me, but I've really already been taught," he said and smiled.