VOICEMAIL

May 19, 2012 18:54

"This is Chuck. Leave a message and I might listen to it."

BEEP!

voicemail

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blondecanary January 18 2009, 17:22:53 UTC
"Hi, it's me. Dinah. I just wanted to check if you'd be around today, and if there would be a good time to stop by and give you your shirt back. Say thanks. You know. All that stuff.... Merlin said you explained everything to him, so thanks for that. Um. I'll talk to you soon? I hope. Call me. Bye!"

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rocksthescarf January 18 2009, 18:44:56 UTC

momslilassassin January 18 2009, 17:44:30 UTC
[from here]

"Um. Hi. I think there might be a mistake, and I'm sure you're very nice, but I don't think it'd be okay for you to show me what's under your clothes."

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rocksthescarf January 18 2009, 18:45:32 UTC

not_a_mused January 18 2009, 17:51:56 UTC
Cal didn't know what he was doing calling Claire like this, but he had to get something out.

"Um, hey, how's it going?" Dumbass, it's voicemail, it's not like she can respond. "So, uh, I was just thinking that, uh, last time? Was a lot nicer than I expected." Than you expected? Ass. What was that? "So, you know, it's something we should maybe do again. Soon. You know. If you want to..."

There was a pause, and he told himself to hang up, but there was a sudden urge to add, "It's Cal. By the way."

Moron. Like she couldn't tell. "Um, bye."

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rocksthescarf January 18 2009, 18:46:48 UTC

Crazy Phone Day ashockingbitch January 18 2009, 18:11:41 UTC
Oh, God, I think I'm still drunk. Right. This is Jenny, we met the other day, and here's the deal. You're hot, I'm hot, we're both hot! Let's have some no-strings-attached, extremely athletic sex. Give me a call back when you--can you even work a phone? Give me a call when you learn what phones are. Oh, what am I bloody--

*click*

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Re: Crazy Phone Day rocksthescarf January 18 2009, 18:48:22 UTC

saltandammo January 18 2009, 20:53:19 UTC
[from here]

"Dude, you seem like a nice enough guy, despite being crazy. And hey, you've certainly got style. But if we got together, everyone's just gonna think I'm some kind of narcissist. Not that I haven't gone there before, but... yeah. Don't want to make it into a pattern.

"But hey, just hanging out with a beer or something? I'd be totally up for that. Let me know."

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rocksthescarf January 18 2009, 21:32:51 UTC

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