what I want right now

[rockstarlexi]

I want...a big, fat, juicy steak. With creamed spinach. And cheesy, garlic potatoes that you know, you KNOW, were made with an obscene amount of butter. A chopped salad of some sort to start. And a fabulous, delectable chocolate dessert, ice cream on top preferred. A bottle of Pinot Grigio or Reisling than I can get inexplicably tipsy on.

Hell yeah

Comments

[rockstarlexi]

Yes, I think if we were all born with some intuitive, genetically-programmed, notion for portion control, the word "diet" would not exist. I just started the same regimen as you this week, coincidentally! The only problem is, I often have trouble controlling my portions...and the better the food, the more trouble I have and I have to supplement it with gym time.

I often get angry and wonder why I wasn't blessed with the same metabolic rate as my sister, who eats nothing but carbs all day, every day, never exercises, and maintains the body of a Victoria's Secret model (no exaggeration).

But then I remember: She doesn't eat seafood. She doesn't like steak, sushi, or anything even remotely exotic. She won't go near most vegetables, which I also happen to love, and orders the same meal every time she goes out to eat, no matter the restaurant. BO-RING! Not for me, thank you.

[thirst4athrill]

God dammit Pochahontas save some food for the other Indians.

[rockstarlexi]

I hate you.