So you see how I suffer, then? Bless you. I don't think this lot around me realises just how difficult they make life for me. James has to always be hungry, Remus should always be naked, and Peter must always chase a different Hufflepuff each week. That's just how it's supposed to be.
... what was I talking about? Oi, living out the rest of my Hogwarts days in this dorm with these tossers is going to be the death of me.
You cheeky little minx, you. I don't think Remus would like the idea of my biscuits being in your cupboard. He never learned to properly share, only child and all that.
Yes, biscuits. I personally think mine are the finest biscuits on the market but time has a way of making even the grandest biscuits seem mundane. This is really a stupid thing to fret over, isn't it? I blame Remus.
It's not too silly to fret over one's biscuits, though-- sometimes they doo get old and it's annoying to try and chew them and they just go all... y'know, and it's not the funnest thing in the world, and if you wait too long they can, I dunno, get mauldy (I dunno how too spell it or if that's even the right word but eh) or what not... Uh, but you have nothing to worry about! Er, your biscuits are, uh, ones that last forever. What with the magic and all, it's possible, right?
... Uh, yeah, so I can't really remember what my point was, so I guess I'll agree with you-- 't is a stupid thing to fret over! Aye, blame everything on Remus and his lack of nudity.
Er, yeah.
(You really do have the finest biscuits in te market. No one would give them up, even if they'd seems "mundane" after a while.)
No, I am afraid that even magic cannot stop my biscuits from getting old. There will come a day when no-one will want to touch them, let along eat them, so they will just sit on the shelf and collect dust. Oh, sigh.
Remus just doesn't understand how grand it is to be naked. All. The. Time. He's daft, that one.
(You're just being kind. I like it, though, so do go on.)
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p.p.s - You know you love me.
p.p.p.s. - I love you too.
Oh God. Now I remember why I love Sirius so much.
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... what was I talking about? Oi, living out the rest of my Hogwarts days in this dorm with these tossers is going to be the death of me.
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Rawr.
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fantastic entry
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Awesome biscuits.
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Yes, biscuits. I personally think mine are the finest biscuits on the market but time has a way of making even the grandest biscuits seem mundane. This is really a stupid thing to fret over, isn't it? I blame Remus.
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It's not too silly to fret over one's biscuits, though-- sometimes they doo get old and it's annoying to try and chew them and they just go all... y'know, and it's not the funnest thing in the world, and if you wait too long they can, I dunno, get mauldy (I dunno how too spell it or if that's even the right word but eh) or what not... Uh, but you have nothing to worry about! Er, your biscuits are, uh, ones that last forever. What with the magic and all, it's possible, right?
... Uh, yeah, so I can't really remember what my point was, so I guess I'll agree with you-- 't is a stupid thing to fret over! Aye, blame everything on Remus and his lack of nudity.
Er, yeah.
(You really do have the finest biscuits in te market. No one would give them up, even if they'd seems "mundane" after a while.)
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Remus just doesn't understand how grand it is to be naked. All. The. Time. He's daft, that one.
(You're just being kind. I like it, though, so do go on.)
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