Soy un perdedor.
I THREATENED YOU ALL THIS CHALLENGE, AND I MEANT IT. This was basically the driving force behind creating the community: I needed an excuse to force people to icon this song.
I hope you all have had a good time up until now, and I hope that this will be a fun final challenge!
challenge
Make an icon that is predominately yellow (or yellow-orange. Think the color of most cheeses!) and uses at least 3 consecutive words from the lyrics provided below.
You can gain bonus points by using the following extra criteria, for a total of up to 3 extra points.
- feature a character with body piercings. The body piercings must be visible in your icon.
- hide a picture of a jar of Cheez Whiz (or a can of Easy Cheese, same manufacturer and seems to come in a spray can as opposed to a jar) in your icon somewhere. As an example, there is Cheez Whiz hidden in the banner for this challenge.
- use at least 3 consecutive words from any of the lines that have been bolded in the lyrics provided below. HOWEVER, they should be cohesive with the image you chose, not just irrelevant text.
loser beck
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin’ with a loser and the cruise control
Baby’s in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came sayin’ I’m insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don’t believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin’ all your food stamps and burnin’ down the trailer park
Yo. cut it.
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(double barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
’cuz one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag
One’s on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and it’s hangin’ from a pigeon wing
You can’t write if you can’t relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin’ on a termite
who's chokin’ on the splinters
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(drive-by body-pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
Soooooyy....
?em llik uoy t'nod yhw os ,ybab resol a m'I rodedreP nu yos
[the chorus, backwards]
(I’m a driver, I’m a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(I can’t believe you)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(Nlehh...)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(Sprechen Sie Deutsch hier, Baby!)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(know what I’m sayin’? )
♫
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Your icon:
♫ must contain at least three consecutive words from the provided lyrics.
♫ must us an image from an anime, manga or video game.
♫ must follow livejournal's icon standards: no larger than 100x100px, 40kb or smaller in size and be of .png, .jpg or .gif format.
♫ must not be shared outside of the community until the round is over.
♫ should be submitted like this:
http://i.imgur.com/rNKdX.pngthe character you signed up as
the character and series that your icon is from
a link to the original image used in your icon
which (if any) bonus requirements you fulfilled.
![](ICON URL HERE)
ICON URL HERE
identity id here
character/series char/series here
original image image url here
bonus requirements? bonus reqs used here (optional) If you hid the Cheez Whiz somewhere, lemme know where you put it.
skips
You may skip at any point during the competition, but if you skip for two weeks in a row I will consider you as having dropped out.
deadline
Icons are due to this screened post by Saturday, August 20th at 11:00 PM PST.