02-04
I swear, every final challenge here at RnR is just going to be totally stupid (in a good way).
Someone told me that this was a Christmas song (and was raising a lot of controversy at that). But I'm going to disregard that fact because if you ask me, it's totally about what everyone does on New Years: getting shitfaced.
challenge
The only requirement for this challenge other than using at least three consecutive words from the provided lyrics is to visibly use the Jägermeister logo in your icon. Personally, I'd use it as a texture, but I'm sure you all can figure out other uses for it. ;)
You can gain bonus points by using the following extra criteria, for a total of up to 2 extra points.
Saw a man in a bar with his hair like a lady
Bloody thorns ’round his ears like he was a crazy
He had holes in his hands and a cross for a spine
Crushed a berry in his Perrier and called it wine
He said, “There’s great sadness in life, but don’t sit there and blub:
Here’s some tickets for your friends to the Jesus Stag Night Club!”
I can’t remember where I was last night
Think I was hanging naked off a church spire
Tied by my ankles to a weathervane
Felt like I was Jesus on fire
Cuffed to the bumper of a big truck
I begged my dad to take me to a strip bar
Drank kerosene slammers through my eyeballs
Drove myself home in a stolen car
Turn a bird upside down and it lies in your fingers like a dead man
When you throw it in the air it’s resurrected from your hand
We went to a motel, he showed me his Bible
I said, “Tell me the truth,” while he looked me in the eyeball
He said, “There’s great happiness in life but don’t just sit there in love:
Here’s some tickets for your friends to the Jesus Stag Night Club!”
I can’t remember where I was last night
Think I was getting on a night bus
Lyin’ on the laps of my good friends
Judas Priest and Lazarus
I’m getting married in the big bad morning
But it feels like I’m giving birth
I feel so happy I could scream
“This is my last few seconds on Earth”
Saw a man in the street lying on the floor beaten up
He had a fish finger sandwich and a yellow M coffee cup
I bent down drunk and tried to pick him up
But when I turned around I could see… it was Jesus…
I can’t remember where I was last night
Think I was hanging on a church spire
Tied by my ankles to a weathervane
Felt like I was Jesus on fire
Cuffed to the bumper of a big truck
I begged my dad to take me to a strip bar
Drank kerosene slammers through my eyeballs
Drove myself home in a stolen car
I can’t remember where I was last night
Think I was getting on a night bus
Lyin’ on the laps of my good friends
Judas Priest and Lazarus
I’m getting married in the big bad morning
But it feels like I’m giving birth
I feel so happy I could scream
“This is my last few seconds on Earth!”
♫ give it a listen
checklist
Your icon:
♫ must contain at least three consecutive words from the provided lyrics.
♫ Visibly contain the Jägermeister logo.
♫ must us an image from an anime, manga or video game.
♫ must follow livejournal's icon standards: no larger than 100x100px, 40kb or smaller in size and be of .png, .jpg or .gif format.
♫ must not be shared outside of the community until the round is over.
♫ should be submitted like this:
http://i.imgur.com/rNKdX.png
the character you signed up as
the character and series that your icon is from
a link to the original image used in your icon
which (if any) bonus requirements you fulfilled.
ICON URL HERE
identity id here
character/series char/series here
original image image url here
bonus requirement(s)? bonus reqs used here (optional)
skips
You may skip at any point during the competition, but if you skip twice in a row I will consider you as having dropped out. lolidc
deadline
Icons are due to this screened post by Saturday, January 14th at 11:00 PM PST.
Someone told me that this was a Christmas song (and was raising a lot of controversy at that). But I'm going to disregard that fact because if you ask me, it's totally about what everyone does on New Years: getting shitfaced.
challenge
The only requirement for this challenge other than using at least three consecutive words from the provided lyrics is to visibly use the Jägermeister logo in your icon. Personally, I'd use it as a texture, but I'm sure you all can figure out other uses for it. ;)
You can gain bonus points by using the following extra criteria, for a total of up to 2 extra points.
- have a bottle of alcohol visible in your icon. I'm feeling generous and want to see lots of booze, so this link may be helpful.
- use at least 3 consecutive words from any of the lines that have been bolded in the lyrics provided below. HOWEVER, they should be cohesive with the image you chose, not just irrelevant text.
Saw a man in a bar with his hair like a lady
Bloody thorns ’round his ears like he was a crazy
He had holes in his hands and a cross for a spine
Crushed a berry in his Perrier and called it wine
He said, “There’s great sadness in life, but don’t sit there and blub:
Here’s some tickets for your friends to the Jesus Stag Night Club!”
I can’t remember where I was last night
Think I was hanging naked off a church spire
Tied by my ankles to a weathervane
Felt like I was Jesus on fire
Cuffed to the bumper of a big truck
I begged my dad to take me to a strip bar
Drank kerosene slammers through my eyeballs
Drove myself home in a stolen car
Turn a bird upside down and it lies in your fingers like a dead man
When you throw it in the air it’s resurrected from your hand
We went to a motel, he showed me his Bible
I said, “Tell me the truth,” while he looked me in the eyeball
He said, “There’s great happiness in life but don’t just sit there in love:
Here’s some tickets for your friends to the Jesus Stag Night Club!”
I can’t remember where I was last night
Think I was getting on a night bus
Lyin’ on the laps of my good friends
Judas Priest and Lazarus
I’m getting married in the big bad morning
But it feels like I’m giving birth
I feel so happy I could scream
“This is my last few seconds on Earth”
Saw a man in the street lying on the floor beaten up
He had a fish finger sandwich and a yellow M coffee cup
I bent down drunk and tried to pick him up
But when I turned around I could see… it was Jesus…
I can’t remember where I was last night
Think I was hanging on a church spire
Tied by my ankles to a weathervane
Felt like I was Jesus on fire
Cuffed to the bumper of a big truck
I begged my dad to take me to a strip bar
Drank kerosene slammers through my eyeballs
Drove myself home in a stolen car
I can’t remember where I was last night
Think I was getting on a night bus
Lyin’ on the laps of my good friends
Judas Priest and Lazarus
I’m getting married in the big bad morning
But it feels like I’m giving birth
I feel so happy I could scream
“This is my last few seconds on Earth!”
♫ give it a listen
checklist
Your icon:
♫ must contain at least three consecutive words from the provided lyrics.
♫ Visibly contain the Jägermeister logo.
♫ must us an image from an anime, manga or video game.
♫ must follow livejournal's icon standards: no larger than 100x100px, 40kb or smaller in size and be of .png, .jpg or .gif format.
♫ must not be shared outside of the community until the round is over.
♫ should be submitted like this:
http://i.imgur.com/rNKdX.png
the character you signed up as
the character and series that your icon is from
a link to the original image used in your icon
which (if any) bonus requirements you fulfilled.
ICON URL HERE
identity id here
character/series char/series here
original image image url here
bonus requirement(s)? bonus reqs used here (optional)
skips
You may skip at any point during the competition, but if you skip twice in a row I will consider you as having dropped out. lolidc
deadline
Icons are due to this screened post by Saturday, January 14th at 11:00 PM PST.