oh my, he has my hat.

[rocknrollpsycho]

Sorry, I have a quiz. Which is obnoxious. Here, have a

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[cheshcan]

The word "Toenails" makes me giggle.

Graphic gay sex is wrong. I came across a line last night - "Suckling like a kitten." Obviously, the universe wants to MOCK me and leave me no choice but to think of kittens. Jesus hates me. >(

[rocknrollpsycho]

*Dies* Fruit. Why is 'toenails' amusing? I actually thought it'd repulse people. Maybe I'm just thinking of Mandy's foot-hatred.

So -that's- why you're so anti-suckling in your last entry. It's a stupid term. You either lick or suck, but you don't suckle a person unless you're of breastfeeding age and the person you're suckling is your source of nutrients.

But it's still stupid there, too. I prefer 'breastfeeding.' It doesn't quite sound as 'down home on the farm, Ma's baby suckled at her breast like a little ... lamb' or something.

Jesus AND the universe are out to get you! Crikey.

[cheshcan]

I found the suckling line after I posted my entry, actually. That's why it seemed like I was being mocked by a higher power. >(

Yes. Jesus, the universe, and kittens everywhere. Damn the Man.