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I should be asleep but levade and I have stumbled upon a terrible truth, and that is this: if for some strange reason you have wondered, hey, what would the world be like if Orlando Bloom was actually a Bruneian man of Taiwanese descent, don't worry, God had answered this question for you.

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HORRIBLE THINGS HAPPEN TO ORLANDO, HE MUST ARTICULATE THEM SOMEHOW

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THAT WAS PAIN

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a dozen greedy producers collect the contents of their wallets

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Upon first glance, I thought these screencaps were from a Taiwanese version of Pirates of the Caribbean.

Are they?

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LOL NO it's from a kung fu flick called 14 Blades and he's some sort of dreadlocked Chinese barbarian with amazing abs

I'm not sure why he was in the movie even, I think it was because of the abs

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OH, LMFAO, OKAY.

Because that thing on his head and the dreads reminded me of what Jack Sparrow wore. And he's holding that coin, and coins were a major element of the plot of the first PoTC film.

And then you started talking about Orlando Bloom.

You can see how my train of thought went.

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EXACTLY honestly i can't believe it took me this long to figure it all out SHIT'S SO OBVIOUS, RIGHT??

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You wanna know who really looks like Orlando Bloom? Thai actor Ananda Everingham. Google that shiiiiiiit!

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HOLY

OH MY GOD

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IKR?!