- i hate that feeling when you wake up from a nap and you want to die - i'm dying my hair when i go home for the weekend, what should i do?????? - ....BUSHDICK!!! (yeah you know)
i have to master the art of making coffee in my shitty little coffee maker. it's still too strong when i make it, so now i'm just gonna make like 8 pots till i get it right so... who wants some coffee?
some kid in the elevator just called me a ho because i got home at 4am. i didn't do anything bad besides the whole alcohol consumption thing! so fuck off random kids in elevators... oh, i solved my problem with the smoke detector...