Nicole Kidman? Seriously? Have you seen the Chanel commercial that's a thinly veiled remake of Moulin Rouge! with the Italian guy from Love Actually playing Ewan? And her extremely tightly stretched forehead?
It works out well, though. Should you get the opportunity, you and Marisa are in v.g. shape for an orgy with Peter Sarsgaard and Maggie Gyllenhaal. And possibly Jake and Kirsten...or is that gross?
Gross because Jake & Maggie are brother and sister? Yo, that's not going to affect my therapy bills, so what do I care.
I have seen the Chanel commercial-- it's actually even Baz-directed (maybe you knew that). I was a little disillusioned when some website pointed out changes in Nicky Kid's face over the past 5-10 years, but when she's on, boy is she ever on. She was hot in Stepford Wives, she was hot in Human Stain, she was hot in Dogville before the movie made all thoughts of hotness vanish from my person. And I find the fact that she's a pretty great actress sexy. She's my token older woman. And if she gets too plasticky, Salma Hayek is standing by.
That you can find any similarity/interchangeableness between Kidman and Hayek is testament to...I don't know. Something about men. Anyway. Didn't say I didn't love the Chanel commercial in all its delirious Baz-ness. Just that it's, like, the antidote to testosterone, fluffy pink dress and all.
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It works out well, though. Should you get the opportunity, you and Marisa are in v.g. shape for an orgy with Peter Sarsgaard and Maggie Gyllenhaal. And possibly Jake and Kirsten...or is that gross?
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I have seen the Chanel commercial-- it's actually even Baz-directed (maybe you knew that). I was a little disillusioned when some website pointed out changes in Nicky Kid's face over the past 5-10 years, but when she's on, boy is she ever on. She was hot in Stepford Wives, she was hot in Human Stain, she was hot in Dogville before the movie made all thoughts of hotness vanish from my person. And I find the fact that she's a pretty great actress sexy. She's my token older woman. And if she gets too plasticky, Salma Hayek is standing by.
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At the same time? Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroaaaar!
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