[Toph was not too happy to find one of her bending haunts had been redecorated with blood and hides. She may have shaken things up a little, perhaps disturbed a fig-cake platter? And for her trouble, she spent the rest of the day frolicking adorably on all fours amongst the wildflowers.]

... Why have I been running around on my hands and knees?

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Oh yeah! The Blind Bandit is BACK!

[Stone can be heard grinding and shattering and tumbling in the background.]

Thanks to whoever finally told me there was a cave down here. I owe you one. This is so cool! Well, except for the water. But I can deal with that.

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-Some kind of kidnapping attempt, let me tell you, it’s not going very well. Next time you might want to think about carrying me off on a boat that isn't coated in stone..

So tell me right now, what kind of boat is this? Why can’t I bend it? What have you done with my friends?

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Answer me!

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OK Toph. These guys are obviously amateurs. All you need is a ( Read more... )