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[rockingthelaw]

Ach, my head

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[itsjustgel]

JA! I mean ja! I mean yes! I, um..I mean civilization.

Um. It's over there.

[rockingthelaw]

Ah, how nice of you to lend a hand.

And who might you be, little boy?

[itsjustgel]

...little boy? Seriously?

I'm probably the same age as you.

[rockingthelaw]

Ah, come on now. Your curious hairstyle? Your awkward manner of speaking? Your remarkably large forehead? Such things hardly befit an adult.

[magicbloomers]

Ja! Maybe you're a movie star! Or royalty!

Me and Polly can lend a hand, Klavier! I'm Trucy~

[rockingthelaw]

Ahahaha, perhaps that is indeed the case, ja? I don't suppose you know how someone like that would wind up in this place, do you?

It's a pleasure to meet you, Fräulein Trucy. And who is this Fräulein Polly you speak of?

[magicbloomers]

Nope! I'm a magician, so I guess it makes sense for me, but...

[giggles]

That's him over there! In that funny vest thing!

[rockingthelaw]

Ah, a magician. How fascinating! I'm sure you're quite the performer, nein?

Oh, him. [laughs] So he goes by Herr Polly, does he?

[leadsneverdie]

Ja? Whatever works for you, though it won't do much good for anyone to stay here.

[rockingthelaw]

Oh? And why not?

[leadsneverdie]

If the bears don't get you, the psychopaths will.

[rockingthelaw]

My, that certainly doesn't sound very appealing.

You wouldn't happen to know what this bear-threatened, psycopath-filled location might be called, would you, Herr...?

[mystichamburger]

Ja! I don't speak German, though . . .

[rockingthelaw]

Well, Fräulein, it's never too late to learn. ♥

[mystichamburger]

Ach! *cough* *cough*

Am I doing it right?

[blue_badge]

Ja, pal! Let's get this show on the road!

[rockingthelaw]

Is there something you hope to gain by repeating what I just said?

[blue_badge]

Um, I dunno, but you said it so passionately, pal!

[rockingthelaw]

Ahaha, well, I'm glad you thought so... pal.