First of all, happy early, early birthday if I can't wish it to you on the actual day. Secondly, THE ROMANS?! Fuck the Romans. They stole EVERYTHING from the Greeks and convinced the rest of the world that they created it. That my friend is a bunch of bulljizz. As the Greeks say, PAZ ME ELLIN BARVAROUS! If you don't remember, "Anyone not Greek is a barbarian". Including the god forsaken Romans. Pieces of crap. Caesar, Shmaesar. Stupid Romans.......
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you do know what this means.
that upon my arrival you will recieve...POORLY MADE GIFTS FROM EASTERN EUROPE!
and...i'm jeebus. i'll be there in spirit. along with a bikini.
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but you do not
therefore you are gay.
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Oh god.
I should not have said that.
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I'll bring you back many an article from Eastern Europe.
Or the LAX gift shop, wherever I remember that I had to bring back stuff.
I kid, I kid.
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