I Have To Write This Combination Down!

[robot_on_fire]

I had a dream that Jason Schwartzman was staying at my friend's house. We met briefly, and then he had to go somewhere for a dinner. A small party erupted and I had the urge to be funny and the life of the party. I stood up to make some one-liner to my friend's wife and another female friend. When I sat back down, I realized my penis was poking

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[vindikait]

Oh my goodness. I just re-discovered my livejournal after 2+ years and consequently rediscovered... you! You always make me laugh :) I hope you are happy out there in the world.

[robot_on_fire]

Hey Kaitlin! I've missed your pretty face and rockstar lifestyle. I am a good deal of happy, thanks. I also hope you are happy. But also single, because there are far too few of you out there.