Facts! Maybe.

[robot_autumn]

I've been thinking of doing a "What You Might Not Know About Canada" segment. Or at least, "What I Didn't Know About Canada". For example, I didn't realize that Quebec-and French Canadians in general, really-are rather loathed by the majority of Canadians. Also! The milk-in-a-bag phenomenon is not wide-spread; I think it's only in one specific

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[crazygonenuts]

I enjoyed this post a lot. As a current resident of Minnesota (which, according to my friend, is pretty much Canada already), I recognize the "short a" phenomenon. Do they pronounce "bag" "bayg" there, too?

[robot_autumn]

Hmm, I haven't heard the "bayg" phenomenon. Ah, I forgot you are from Minnesota! Have you ever been up to Canada?

[crazygonenuts]

Alas, I haven't. But one day I'd love to to go. Too bad there's a disappointing lack of moose, though.

[mattimeo9]

my cousins from Wisconsin kind of talk like that.

[yamamanama]

Wait... what's the difference between pah-stuh and pa-stuh?

Fact about Canada: They are a supremely untalented nation. They just hate the French because they have talent.

[robot_autumn]

Fact: You are an ignorant ass.

They dislike French Canadians (not the French French) because they want to secede from Canada, even though they're RIGHT SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.

[yamamanama]

Yeah, well, if the French French were part of Canada and they wanted to secede, they'd hate them too. Snuh.

[robot_autumn]

Um, duh.

If one of the states wanted to secede, I'm pretty sure they would be loathed by the U.S. Your assessments on talent were just obnoxious.