Cast: Stumble across silly girl napping on her omnipoterrier.

[roboslap]

You have had a particularly hard day of tilling the soil and getting things ready. Your loyal dog, BEC, had finally made a point to visit you. Hooray!

Irradiated steaks were had. For now you are just a little bit tired, and without a stuffed dead grandpa to sleep in front of, Bec is too.

Good dog.

Best friend.

Comments

Kanaya: Get the silly girl a blanket.

[hemoerotica]

[You can do that. God dogs might be warm, and possibly radioactive, but still. Better safe that sick.

Hopefully you can get it on without waking either of them.]

[bec_and_call]

Easy... easy...

Whoops! Bec was woken up, but that's okay. He can tell you are only giving his master a BLANKET to keep her warm. He is okay with that.

He sure would like a bone though. God would he like a bone. Or bacon.

[hemoerotica]

[Unfortunately, you do not have either of those things on hand, and you are not able to commune with animals and find out what you are being silently solicited for. Instead you take the moment to get a good look at your friend's Guardian and wonder just how similar he is to your own.]

~*~*~*~*~*~JADE HARLEY DREAM THEATER~*~*~*~*~*~

[roboslap]

[roboslap]

You wake up because that is entirely too silly.

huh????

[threshprince]

[You stomp past as loudly as you can manage, completely oblivious to the naps.]

[roboslap]

The both of you wake up immediately.

hey!!!!!!!!!!
karkat! >:|

[threshprince]

WHAT?
OH
IT'S HARLEY.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT.

[roboslap]

you woke me and bec up
try to be more considerate!

Dave==> Find solace in silly girls antics.

[bethecoolkid]

Yeah, lord knows you could use some good old-fashioned solace right about now. You proceed to lean against a corner (not important WHAT kind of corner, just the fact that there IS a corner) and observe Harley sleeping right next to that freaky ass devilbeast. As she does.