I whip my hair back and forth!

[robobtmcguiver]

Oh hey there!  Almost didn't recognize you.

So anyway, last night Jess and I were discussing baldness, like you do, and she came up with what I believe to be one of the most important ideas in the last day, if not the entire histories of all possible universes: a combover side-ponytail.  You heard me.  So if you were wondering what one of the many

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[brillig_tove]

the segmented ponytail USED to be my fave, but I might have to give the comboversidepony a shot.

i would bing from here to eternity if it would give me back the ten minutes I just spent watching that dude's hair videos.

...or WOULD i...?

[robobtmcguiver]

No, you WOULDn't. (Yes you would. And so would I.)

I like to bing things like "google image results for comboversideponytail" or "why is bing the worst search engine in the world?" I'm testing my theory that search engines have become complicated enough to experience inferiority complexes.