Then swiftly be gone leaving bitter dregs

[robling_t]

I console myself with the thought that I have done far stranger things for money.

Comments

[otrame]

Do tell.

[robling_t]

It, um, involved bratwurst. (There is basically no way to keep your act clean when you're holding a bratwurst. On a stick. And trying to make people eat it.) On the plus side, apparently the job skills involved in "Naughty Sausage Wench" can be applied to other things that involve bothering strangers...

[owensheart]

And how exactly were you getting people to eat this Bratwurst?

[robling_t]

Threats, intimidation, and lewd remarks, mostly. It was somewhere between food-service and performance art. At least, the way I did it.