Aaand now the holiday card to my grandmother has come back 'undeliverable'. I think I'll just save some time and assume she's also died-and-no-one-told-me, given we've been expecting that to happen for years now. [ETA: Ah, yes, Mum's found a scribbled 'deceased' under the 'undeliverable' sticker. As I say, no more than I'd have expected really.] Did anyone think to keep the receipt for this year so we can return it? It's obviously defective...
To bury my resentments in administrative trivia, the Media Log shows that a total of 71 books and 68 films were Consumed in
2011, which is about average on the reading and a lot of time spent in front of the telly. I'm kind of thinking it must have rained a lot in October in particular. To 2012:
January: 4 books, 2 films
BOOKS:
- The Faery Reel : tales from the Twilight Realm
- Bumped, Megan McCafferty
- Teeth : vampire tales
- Steve Jobs, Walter Isaacson
FILMS:
February: 9 books, 5 films
BOOKS:
- Ready Player One, Ernest Cline
- Open : love, sex, and life in an open marriage, Jenny Block
- The Great Depression, R. G. Grant
- The second book of general ignorance : everything you think you know is (still) wrong
- the Stories of English, David Crystal
- Sweater quest : my year of knitting dangerously, Adrienne Martini
- Ann Veronica, H G Wells
- the Tempering of Men, Sarah Monette and Elizabeth Bear
- Robbing the bees : a biography of honey, the sweet liquid gold that seduced the world, Holley Bishop
FILMS:
- One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
- the Wasp Woman
- the Tempest [2010]
- Twilight: Breaking Dawn #1
- X-Men: First Class
March: 6 books, 7 films
BOOKS:
- Snuff, Terry Pratchett
- All Quiet on the Western Front, Erich Maria Remarque
- Situations matter : understanding how context transforms your world, Sam Sommers
- Discount Armageddon, Seanan McGuire
- Unclaimed, Courtney Milan
- Nightlight : a parody
FILMS:
- the Matchmaker
- Jurassic Park
- the Social Network
- Wordplay
- the Pianist
- the Hunger Games
- the Tale of Desperaux
April: 6 books, 5 films
BOOKS:
- Popular crime : reflections on the celebration of violence, Bill James
- the Ecstasy of Influence: nonfictions etc, Jonathan Lethem
- Divergent, Veronica Roth
- Drift : the unmooring of American military power, Rachel Maddow
- Cool, Calm, and Contentious, Merrill Markoe
- the Scottish Prisoner, Diana Gabaldon
FILMS:
- Black Swan
- the Man Who Fell To Earth
- Zombieland
- True Grit [2010]
- the Muppets
May: 9 books, 7 films
BOOKS:
- The taste of tomorrow : dispatches from the future of food, Josh Schonwald
- Simple stunning wedding etiquette, Karen Bussen
- Matched, Ally Condie
- Wediquette : the answers to all your wedding etiquette questions, Yetta Fisher Gruen
- City of scoundrels : the 12 days of disaster that gave birth to modern Chicago, Gary Krist
- If walls could talk : an intimate history of the home, Lucy Worsley
- How to suppress women's writing, Joanna Russ
- Winter of Magic's Return, Pamela F Service
- the Night Sessions, Ken MacLeod
FILMS:
- A Lady of Chance
- In Time
- the Wicker Man [2006]
- the Bed Sitting Room
- Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
- J Edgar
- Captain America: the first Avenger
June: 16 books, 3 films
BOOKS:
- Under the Vale: and other tales of Valdemar
- Blackout, Mira Grant
- Intruder, CJ Cherryh
- The wedding book : the big book for your big day, Mindy Weiss with Lisbeth Levine
- Changing the world : all-new tales of Valdemar
- Running Out Of Time, Margaret Peterson Haddix
- The good man Jesus and the scoundrel Christ, Phillip Pullman
- Six modern plagues and how we are causing them, Mark Jerome Walters
- Becoming China's bitch : and nine more catastrophes we must avoid right now : a manifesto for the radical center, Peter D. Kiernan
- Intrigues, Mercedes Lackey
- Straight: the surprisingly short history of heterosexuality, Hanne Blank
- So Yesterday, Scott Westerfeld
- the City and the Stars, Arthur C Clarke
- Changes, Mercedes Lackey
- DNA USA : a genetic portrait of America, Bryan Sykes
- Expendable, James Alan Gardner
FILMS:
- A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas
- Avatar
- the King's Speech
July: 13 books, 2 films
BOOKS:
- Complicity, Iain Banks
- Foundation, Mercedes Lackey
- Beauty and the Werewolf, Mercedes Lackey
- Zoe's Tale, John Scalzi
- Thumped, Megan McCafferty
- All new square foot gardening : grow more in less space!, Mel Bartholomew
- the Long Earth, Terry Pratchett and Stephen Baxter
- Adapt : why success always starts with failure, Tim Harford
- Just my type : a book about fonts, Simon Garfield
- Shadowborn, Alison Sinclair
- Tomatoland : how modern industrial agriculture destroyed our most alluring fruit, Barry Estabrook
- Scardown, Elizabeth Bear
- The violinist's thumb : and other lost tales of love, war, and genius, as written by our genetic code, Sam Kean
FILMS:
August: 6 books, 2 films
BOOKS:
- Redshirts, John Scalzi
- No plot? No problem! : a low-stress, high-velocity guide to writing a novel in 30 days, Chris Baty
- Master and God, Lindsey David
- Hitchhiker: a biography of Douglas Adams, M J Simpson
- Chicago's classic restaurants : past, present & future, Neal Samors & Eric Bronsky with Bob Dauber
- Napoleon's hemorrhoids : and other small events that changed history, Phil Mason
FILMS:
- Daybreakers
- the Big Lebowski
September: 12 books, 3 films
BOOKS:
- Currency wars : the making of the next global crisis, James Rickards
- Pie it forward : pies, tarts, tortes, galettes, and other pastries reinvented, Gesine Bullock-Prado
- The rare find : spotting exceptional talent before everyone else, George Anders
- Jeneration X : one reluctant adult's attempt to unarrest her arrested development, or, Why it's never too late for her dumb ass to learn why Froot Loops are not for dinner, Jen Lancaster
- Team Human, Justine Larbalestier and Sarah Rees Brennan
- Advent, James Treadwell
- The world of Downton Abbey, Jessica Fellowes
- Kiss the Dead, Laurell K Hamilton
- World War I trench warfare. 1916-1918
- The Changeover, Margaret Mahy
- Skinny chicks eat real food : kick your fake food habit, kickstart your weight loss, Christine Avanti with Bonnie Bauman
- the Murder of Roger Ackroyd, Agatha Christie
FILMS:
- Behind the Lines
- the Wicker Tree
- the Avengers [2012]
October: 11 books, 2 films
BOOKS:
- The lost history of 1914 : reconsidering World War I, Jack Beatty
- Code name Verity, Elizabeth Wein
- Rin Tin Tin : the life and the legend, Susan Orlean
- The Sparrow, Mary Doria Russell
- the Tightrope Walker, Dorothy Gilman
- Crossed, Ally Condie
- Playing in the dark : whiteness and the literary imagination, Toni Morrison
- Debt : the first 5,000 years, David Graeber
- the Inquisitor's Apprentice, Chris Moriarty
- the Welsh Extremist: a culture in crisis, Ned Thomas
- War or Revolution: Russian Jews and Conscription in Britain, Harold Shukman
FILMS:
- Hot Tub Time Machine
- the Last Man On Earth
November: 7 books, no films
BOOKS:
- On Doing Good, Gerald Jonas
- Some remarks : essays and other writing, Neal Stephenson
- Courtship rite, Donald Kingsbury
- The first 20 minutes : surprising science reveals how we can exercise better, train smarter, live longer, Gretchen Reynolds
- A Discovery of Witches, Deborah Harkness
- Singled Out: How Two Million British Women Survived Without Men After the First World War, Virginia Nicholson
- Congregations in Conflict: The Battle over Homosexuality, Keith Hartman
FILMS:
December: 9 books, 7 films
BOOKS:
- Jewels : a secret history, Victoria Finlay
- Redoubt, Mercedes Lackey
- Cold Magic, Kate Elliott
- Thanks, but this isn't for us : a (sort of) compassionate guide to why your writing is being rejected, Jessica Page Morrell
- Shadow of the Titanic : the extraordinary stories of those who survived, Andrew Wilson
- Garbology : our dirty love affair with trash, Edward Humes
- Why have kids? : a new mom explores the truth about parenting and happiness, Jessica Valenti
- An apple for the creature
- Magic Under Glass, Jaclyn Dolamore
FILMS:
- Iron Sky
- the Butterfly Effect
- Band of Angels
- the Sound of Music
- Kung Fu Panda
- Beverly Hills Cop
- the Hobbit: an Unexpected Journey