A couple of houses in the neighborhood still have their Halloween decorations up. One with bat cutouts taped to the inside of the windows. Another with a fabric ghost and skeleton slowly weathering in the elements
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I’m going to start a protest organization. I will create a letterhead and falsely claim to have hundreds of members on my rolls.
Take it from a proud citizen of Bunco Nation, the way to do it is to make wildly false medical claims in press release form: "Some estimates find over 40% of Canadians suffer from Holiday Dysphasic Syndrome, extending 'Christmas depression' year round." Toss in some bumf about "secondary depressive transmission" or "we find ourselves dissociated from the natural cycle as commercialism detaches us from actual experience" or whatever, and you're gold. Even better if you have a website where people can write in about their bad Christmas experiences year-round.
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Take it from a proud citizen of Bunco Nation, the way to do it is to make wildly false medical claims in press release form: "Some estimates find over 40% of Canadians suffer from Holiday Dysphasic Syndrome, extending 'Christmas depression' year round." Toss in some bumf about "secondary depressive transmission" or "we find ourselves dissociated from the natural cycle as commercialism detaches us from actual experience" or whatever, and you're gold. Even better if you have a website where people can write in about their bad Christmas experiences year-round.
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