Danger Zone (Caution. Bad Viewing)

[mothergoddamn]

You know what? Even though I just uploaded Danger Zone (see new filmography) I just can't let you do it. You seem like nice people and I'd hate to do that to you. What kind of friend would I be if I let you watch it without warning? You should just all read this review and avoid a nasty shock

Comments

[dandyxr]

If he had gone to meet this Captain Morgan instead

[mothergoddamn]

NO! DON'T WATCH! I didn't go through that again for nothing, woman!

[alphyna]

isn't it awesome to have a nice person do the dirty work for you? now my life'll be 1,5 hours longer! god bless you for that.

[hojotomoe]

(when?! YOU FELL OFF A CLIFF. Why did nobody spot this plot hole?)
Didn't you know?? RDJ is a PHOENIX lol j/k

I saw part of this movie on YouTube. I thought RDJ's char was lollerable (but yeah the movie is a suck-fest)

It's kind of like the cover for Richard III....and RDJ is only in that for *guestimating* 15 minutes total. I guess they needed a pretty face to get people's attention. It's the only thing I can hypothesise.

[skyroom80]

I just have one (well, possibly two) things to say:

1) I like the ponytail. Men with long hair do funny things to my insides. I mean, I like long hair that is shiny and clean. Makes me all wiggly in certain areas so that I need to find a place to be alone. Looking at RDJ's long, shiny clean hair in that ponytail? I remembered an urgent appointment in my bedroom with things that go "buzz."

2) Any slash worth reading had darned well better be NC-17 or just plain XXX.

Okay! 3 things.
3) After the urgent appointment I had to jot down a few ideas for a new fan fic genre: male/het/ponytail smut.

:-)

[mothergoddamn]

Am with you on the slash rating. GO AWAY, PG! Wasting MAH TIME.