A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away...

[robanybody]

So despite not feeling well since yesterday, I wrote more Eagle RPF. Because why not, really?

Title: Not The Droids You're Looking For
Pairing: Channing Tatum/Jamie Bell/Jenna Dewan-Tatum
Word Count: 4,331
Rating: R
Summary: "What are you supposed to be?" one of the guests asks him, a dapper-looking lad in a fedora and a three-piece suit that

Comments

[charliehey]

Oh, god, poor Jamie! He deserves so many blowjobs for the torment those two put him through! Also, the mental image of Jenna dressed as Han is HOT. Guh. This was lovely, sweets, utterly lovely. ♥♥♥

[robanybody]

Ahahaha! He gets infinite number of blowjobs for that costume in this story I wrote. And unf, yes, Jenna as Han. I would like that to happen for reals. <3333333333333333

[coeurdesoleil]

OH GOD....CANNOT...STOP...LAUGHING... MUST... BREATHE...

This was SO SO AWESOME! I laughed so hard I almost peed myself. Jamie makes such an adorable grumpy ewok!!
The whole fic is full of fabulous lines, hilarious details and sexy moments, but I think this was my favourite part:
To add insult to injury, the paw part of his costume makes a beer bottle difficult to hold, so he has to tuck the head under his arm every time and hold the bottle with both hands like a kid still learning how to drink from a glass. His pride isn't just wounded, it's lying prostrate on the floor, dying a slow, painful death at how much he looks like a demented bear cub drinking his fancy European beer from a bottle.
I can picture this scene so clearly in my mind; Jamie red-faced and scowling, clumsily lifting the bottle with his adorable Ewok paws, almost as if it was a baby bottle, while cussing out the other guests under his breath because no one even cares that he learned Ewok AND OMG I AM DYING. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.

[robanybody]

Yes, I WIN EVERYTHING. My goal is always to make people laugh until they cry. :D

And omg yes, that is exactly what he looked like, all red-faced and pissed off because what the fuck, he learned a whole new language and NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR HIM SPEAK IT. He is very displeased.

[blueocean80]

Dude, you have no idea what I went through while I was reading this! I giggled so hard and since my sister is in the same room I was trying NOT TO (because, you know, pr0n and sisters don't go well together!), but omg, it was impossible!!! Curse you for I can't resist your fics, not even when there are relatives around.

Long story short, omg you are sooo awesome! ♥♥♥♥♥

[robanybody]

Ahahahaha! Sorry, bibi, but I am too thrilled I made you laugh to feel guilty for anything else. <3333

[robanybody]

PUPPYYYYYYYYY. ♥______♥

And God, you have no idea how freaking happy I am that this made you laugh out loud. I win! \o/

I have to admit, writing Jamie as a cranky little bastard is way too much fun. I don't know what it says about me that I really love writing the short, cranky guys with the big, goofy ones, but that is my favorite trope of all time, and these two just do it for me.

Also, eeeeee Marcus/Esca/Placido conversation! I know it was excruciating, but I am all excite about it. And I will write as much porn and comedy as you want for more of your writing! ♥

[misspamela]

I love that he's so mad that nobody asked him to speak Ewok! So mad!

[robanybody]

He worked so hard at learning a fake language for this costume! The least someone could've done was ask him a question and listened while he answered it in Ewok!