Work's been slow. Even when work isn't slow, it's dull and so am I, but my mind is fighting it all the time. It's maybe been since high school ended or maybe been since I first questioned God that the part of my psyche that may have been permanently numbed by television and school at such a young age has fought to use itself ( Read more... )

Anyone who thinks that hippies were a 70's thing is a lost cause.

Thw Worst 3 Admissions of Not Being Punk Rock/AnarchoPost yours as a comment ( Read more... )

If you're not Mick Jagger circa 1968, you ain't shit.

Two of my all-time favorite memories:

1. The time Freddie sang "Dammit" with Nine Volt Hart.

2. When Kyle and I, very officially, decided we were best friends.

My house smells like burnt popcorn, paint primer, and a hint of eggnog. It's kind of a drag.

Has anyone ever played the Beavis and Butthead videogame for Nintendo? The plot of the game is looking for the missing Gwar tickets.

"There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless-boys and women, and I am neither one."
-Greek saying

That picture ad on myspace that says "WHO IS THIS ACTOR?!?!" and then it says
Brad Pitt
George Clooney
Vince Vaughn

...WHICH IS IT?!

You know that feeling you get when you poop, and when the poop hits the water, the water splashes just a little bit, but it goes straight up, so you get a big splash of water straight into your butthole? Like, straight in. It just hits your butthole and you suck it up inside a little bit. So, that feeling. Yeah. Wow ( Read more... )

Please pay attention:
- John Matter
- Anneymal Traymany
- Kyle Dagenhart
and most of all,
- Michelle Silva

This should be of interest to you:
Crispin Hellion Glover tours his movie.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3660328440307520581&q=Nirvana&hl=en

The Nirvana video of my dreams. Freddie Nunez, thank you.

There's a small chance of snow tomorrow. Fuck, I really hope it snows.

I had the manliest night ever yesterday. First, I had chicken and potatoes for dinner. Then, I drank beer while pooping with the door open. I later ruined it by bathing with epson salts, but I think I redeemed myself by watching Simpsons during the bath.