[Voice Mail]

[roadhousequeen]

You've got Ellen's voice mail, leave your message at the tone. If this is Ash, I'm not getting an email address so stop complaining. If this is Jo, tell me what, who with, and how long you plan on being out. If this is Gordon, you'd best be running before I find out where you are.

BEEEEP

Comments

[jedi_qui]

Qui-Gon did his best to return the message he'd gotten, but the ways of the Force and phone lines was mysterious.

"You wouldn't have by any chance hit your head recently? And while Yoda may be almost as old as, he's never actually called himself a god." Pause. "Although there is a rumour among the padawans that there is a planet of rather primitive people who have built a religion around him... Would that be what you're referring to?"