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Jun 13, 2006 19:13

Memo to Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger: You are a dumbass for driving around on a motorcycle without a helmet.

The DMV should make you do commercials telling people to wear helmets. That is, if you can speak out your fucked-up jaw, you goddamned idiot.

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jessieknits June 14 2006, 13:24:41 UTC
I call those who go helmetless "ORGAN DONORS".

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rmmorrow June 14 2006, 15:41:07 UTC
amen to that! i'm sure there is some vampiric megafan out there salivating at the thought of having Roethlisberger's heart or liver in their body.

"uh-yup! this is the kidney that won the superbowl!"

...if the city/state is going to ticket for every little parking mistake and seatbelt left unbuckled, they could surely take that extra step and fill the coffers by ticketing helmetless moto'cyclists...

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