TEN EASY STEPS ON HOW TO ALIENATE YOUR FRIENDS!

[rlj]

Creepy drugged up tourist from Virginia in search of a gay bar in New York City, speaking to me:

"You've got a real nice smile."

Me to him:

"Uh...duh. I know." (followed by "haha just kidding" or something of the sort.)

Him to me:

(...dirty look, yells something like "shut up" or "go away" and makes violent hand gesture....)Finished with a

Comments

[maybemaroon]

rachel L.J....the amount of alienation you have caused me to feel is vast and expansive, a landscape of sorts, only with all these dark colors that make my world feel like neptune and uninhabitable.

[rlj]

I'm glad to know that I incited some kind of goth revolution in you. You should take me off your friends list, I'm such an alienating asshole.

[ilovemycosmo]

oh god, can we just trade lives for like, a day?

[rlj]

My life gets old pretty quickly.

[ilovemycosmo]

phooey!!!!!!!!!!!

have a great life, oops tour!

[ilovemycosmo]

hey are you playing in boston

[iheartlibraries]

hey rachel, i'm posting under my new lj. it's sarah from richmond/screamqueen distro. i just wanted to say i'm sorry i couldn't make it to your show here last month. i kept checking your website for a location, then the entire date was deleted. i didn't see a flier for the show until 3 days later.

no worries

[rlj]

I actually didn't even know about that show either so I didn't go to Richmond. I'm gonna be there again in November though, so maybe I will see you then. You should go to see Liza play. She's from Richmond and she's rad and I am putting out a split record with her next year.

[nosleeves]

i fell asleep and missed your secret show!!! when i woke up i was completely disoriented and had no idea what day it was and refused to believe i'd missed the show until i checked 4 different clocks. that made me sad.

[rlj]

The show was fun, it sucks that you missed it! But I will be playing Philly with Del Cielo in November, and I will let you know about it. I might come and visit again after this tour. It was cool seeing you though, even for that brief second.

[chrysippvs]

I, again, missed your show in MS at Brian's house...you doing a winter tour and comming this way?

[rlj]

Probably not in the winter but maybe sometime next year.