Comments | rkowhore79: I don't know what the hell I was thinking...

rkowhore79

I don't know what the hell I was thinking...

Jan 27, 2009 22:28

It's a porn poem. I'm drunk. That's my excuse. I wasn't even going to post it but
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SERIOUSLY!!! *insert ron simmons here* damn!!! teddysbabymama January 28 2009, 03:35:52 UTC

May as well just copy and paste the response I just messaged you with.

OH MY GOOOODDDDDDD.

Um..Oh crap..No wait,..Holy shit. No scratch that. Hot damn.

*big gulp* (the good kind)

THAT BLEW ME THE FUCK AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my word. seriously.
i had no idea who it was about. i was thinking what champ? is it randy and john?? somebody and morrison? maybe kennedy and _______!? haha jk jk (that's my _____ btw,not yours LOL)
but when i got to the end..HOLY SHITTTT.

SO SO GOOD!!
You gotta post that somewhere. wow.
*fans self*

Re: SERIOUSLY!!! *insert ron simmons here* damn!!! rkowhore79 January 28 2009, 03:38:31 UTC

mwuah haaaaaaaaa i love you.
lazy ass lol!!

Re: SERIOUSLY!!! *insert ron simmons here* damn!!! teddysbabymama January 28 2009, 03:40:21 UTC

Totally lazy.
Why waste a perfectly good feedback message!? Let's just rinse it off and re-use it! Yep yeppppp.
Just like we're gonna end up doing with Jeff and Randy remember? Since we're planning on pulling the ol' switcheroo err now and then,that's what's gonna happen. RINSE AND RE-USE!

...siiiccckkk. lol

Re: SERIOUSLY!!! *insert ron simmons here* damn!!! rkowhore79 January 28 2009, 03:43:20 UTC

gahhhhhhhhhh..just as long as you rinse him off with hardywash and i'll do the same;) we'll be all gooddd......

i like it siiiick. and dirty. and nasty...and if you don't pull out a smutty ken icon in like about 3 seconds i'm gonna go postal on your ass!! lol

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eric_idle_rules January 28 2009, 03:51:08 UTC

That was amusing. Good use of repetition and imagery. Some of the lines could be shortened or lenghtened to better flow within the two lined structure, but overall it was a job well done.

rkowhore79 January 28 2009, 03:55:21 UTC

ha ha ha..amusing..just what every "writer" wants to hear! just kidding..i know what you mean, though. i just posted what i had pulled outta mah drunk ass on the spur of the moment. i tried to go back and clean some of the lines up, but then i was like fuck it. i'm not a fuckin' poet! lol

i need to write ken. any ideas on who i should write him with? of course whoever it is will be taking it. not the other way around...

eric_idle_rules January 28 2009, 03:58:17 UTC

Ken? Hmm... Ken annnnnnnnnd... MVP?

Re: SERIOUSLY!!! *insert ron simmons here* damn!!! teddysbabymama January 28 2009, 04:00:25 UTC

That's what I said,too! Ken and MVP,yesssss. Love them BOTH!

kaotic_princez January 28 2009, 03:55:26 UTC

I was trying to be the first to post but because of my slow ass laptop and having to re-start the damn things twice it seems Erica beat me lol

Like I said in my pm this was totally awesome and I LOVE IT! you should get drunk and write more random porn poetry lol!

rkowhore79 January 28 2009, 04:01:16 UTC

awwww, it's ok!
this was def my first one and i still don't know WHAT the hell i was thinking!! but thank you!!

kaotic_princez January 28 2009, 04:29:24 UTC

Reading all the lovely comments I see that you have made a few readers a little hornay baby yeah LMAO!!!!

rkowhore79 January 28 2009, 04:33:42 UTC

yeah yeah....that's what i strive ta do!! and you know thisssssssss!

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teddysbabymama January 28 2009, 04:00:43 UTC

I was thinking that,too!!

eric_idle_rules January 28 2009, 04:01:50 UTC

Really? I was thinking Jeff/Matt the entire way through.

rkowhore79 January 28 2009, 04:02:45 UTC

you were??!! awesome!!

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rkowhore79 January 28 2009, 04:10:16 UTC

so i take it you like? ;)

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eric_idle_rules January 28 2009, 04:24:15 UTC

Still no fic love from you? C'mon man, I'm a needy little bitch. *pouts*

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