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[rjwhite]

PEOPLE LIKE TO ASSUME THINGS ABOUT ME AT BREAK-FAST TIME1) Awhile back, I took the bus to work and stopped in the Au Bon Pain between the stop and my office to pick up a coffee and bagel with swiss/tomato. It cost $3.50. This will be relevant soon

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(actually, Morgan Lewis had to lay off a bunch of real estate lawyers)

[cherdt]

Whoah, you can afford to buy a bagel in this economy? When did you start working for Morgan Lewis?

[faeryhead]

The "just standing there" part is worse than the lawyer thing to me. What a SNOT. She probably says the lawyer thing all the time.
"The bus fare is $2, ma'am."
"What are you, an attorney?!"

[corrigami]

you should start carrying a Victrola around with you and see what people assume from that.

What I would be tempted to say to Miss Ann Arbor

[superdaintykate]

"If you guess right, do I get a necktie?"

[wastedbeers]

Don't you just hate interacting with strangers sometimes?
Of course, the pay-off is that sometimes it can be rewarding.
Usually, though, it's hard work and disappointing, also often damaging to the ego.