This is actually true stuff, folks, I couldn't write anything this crazy

[rjhudson]

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[hal0n]

I wish I worked for a chinese marketting company.. it's probably the funnest job, ever.

[rjhudson]

Christ Almighty, if I had to design a package for this brand of crackers I don't know what I'd do. . . most likely, words would fail me. . . they are just so damn tasty, any you'll let slip any hold you may have on English grammar and give yourself over to "deliciousness happy-time coma erection suppressant."

[vitalicvision]

those are totally my favorite taiwanese crackers... i found them in a local asian grocer here, too!!

[hal0n]

If you haven't seen this, you need to...

The bellboy won't score me any coke.
Fu2wu4yüan2 bu4 ken3 bang1 wo3 nong4 diar3 ke3ka3yin1
服务员不肯帮我弄点儿可卡因。

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