HAIR ADVENTURE

[rizumcbutt]

this is becoming an addiction or something. I keep telling myself OKAY THIS IS THE DAY I GO BALD, and then getting distracted by another hair style. :(

First off, something awesome happened to my hair dye bottle. I developed a minor obsession with it.

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Why did you keep your hair dye bottle?

I KEEP TELLING MYSELF I'M GOING TO LET MY HAIR GROW OUT STRAIGHT AND LONG, but I can't control my desire to cut and dye it.
;-; I really want to curl my hair in spirals but I can't seem to control myself. ): Whyyy.

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ALSO I LOVE THE HAIR.
;-;
I want to do what you did in the 3rd picture.
:D

[rizumcbutt]

I didn't know it would do that... :( The directions said don't store it once you've activated it but I was like PSH WHATEVER WHAT COULD HAPPEN. Little did I know it would give birth to sentient primeval ooze.

WE NEED TO FIND A HAIRSTYLISTS ANONYMOUS. :( And my hair used to be so straight and long.. it was like waist-length or something...

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Did you like... plan to use it again? ): I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE THINKING.
Does it smell? It looks so gross. ): I want to touch it, but then I don't?

IS your natural hair color blonde? (or is it blond? fire fox spellcheck is making me doubt myself. ):)

[uuuun]

Holy crap your hair is RAD

I want to do a rad wimpy mohawk so bad so bad

[greeneyedlady]

You aren't bold enough for a mohawk. Go for the fauxhawk! Then you can be on Top Chef!

[uuuun]

No, fauxhawks require WORK I am far too lazy

[rizumcbutt]

IT WOULD KEEP YOUR FOREHEAD WARM. *_*

[greeneyedlady]

Oooh! You are pretty!

[rizumcbutt]

NO THAT ICON IS HELLO ZOOLANDER

[greeneyedlady]

He is really, really, ridiculously good-looking.

[rizumcbutt]

And he found a way to get paid for doing it.

pepé le pew

[claidissa]

you

ARE A SKUNK ♥

also oh my god that bottle get it away.

[rizumcbutt]

i will bring it to class just for you <3

[rizumcbutt]

i could save you some if you want

[ussenterprise]

only if it comes with sriracha sauce