Never Trust a Smiling Prussian
Well, it seems a lot of people rather like the idea of the German sisters living together with the German brothers and someone had asked for a story with them as a foursome.
Please note that one, I’ve never written a foursome with two girls and two guys (I’ve done one with four guys before so this is different) and two, I’m bullshitting my way through this like I usually do.
Anyway, thank you hime_chan17 for the suggestion, it is very helpful.
Summary: Gilbert and Maria decide that their little siblings are too stuck up and need to try new things. Who on Earth decided it was a smart idea to allow them to come up with a plan?
Warning: yaoi, het, yuri, incest, foursome, possibly the most insane thing I have ever written, cussing, other things, seme-Prussia twins, uke-Germany twins
Pairings: fem-Germancest (side), Germancest (side), double-gender-Germancest (main), Ger-cest ( side, but what do you call Germanyxfem-Germany?) Pru-cest (side)
I own nothing but the plot.
NOTE! Maria and Louise get their names from their main pixiv tags. And in my mind all the Nyotalia characters live with the regular characters.
On with the fic!
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Never Trust a Smiling Prussian
One-shot
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“Ah-! I’m cumming..!” Maria cried out as she gripped the sheets tightly, feeling Gilbert ram into her before she released. Gilbert groaned and released as well, pulling out once he finished.
He sat back; removing the condom he wore and threw it away in the trash can not far from the bed before turning to Maria who was smirking at him. “Awesome as always, am I right?”
“Totally sis.” Gilbert smirked before kissing her head, looking at his twin a bit before stretching. “Glad I have you around, West hasn’t been letting me fuck him as much lately.”
Maria blinked as she sat up a bit, looking at her brother. “Really? Is that why there’s been a lack of wall banging coming from your room?”
He nodded and sighed. “Yeah, the jerk’s been busy lately and whenever I’m in the mood he tells me to go away and leave him alone. Plus, when he finally comes to bed, he falls asleep! I’m left with a sleeping West and a wide awake cock!” Gilbert groaned and fell back on the bed.
“And you know what?” He added on. “Every time he finally decides to have sex with me, I ask if we can do something new like with whips or something and the bastard turns me down! God, I am so tired of having freakin’ vanilla sex with the guy!”
His female twin chuckled lightly. “Poor Gilbert, left alone with no fun, but I can’t complain. Louise is too much of a prude to allow me to screw her again. And whenever I can get some from her, she always freaks out and acts confused, as if I had never touched her before! If I didn’t know any better, I’d swear she was raised without knowing anything about the art of love making. Plus I asked if she would wear a micro mini skirt for me and I got the door slammed in my face!”
They both sighed and looked at one another. “Maria, I think we should both screw them in the same room at the same time.”
“You know what,” Maria smirked, “I was thinking that same thing. Got a plan bro?”
Gilbert only smirked at this. “Forming one right now.”
Meanwhile, Ludwig and Louise both shivered for some unknown reason.
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Gilbert and Maria found their younger siblings in Ludwig’s room, looking through some paper work by the desk. The younger twins were unaware of the older twins watching them before they stepped in and closed the door to catch their attention. Ludwig turned first and raised an eyebrow.
“Bruder, Schwester, what are you doing in here? Is there something you need?” He asked just as Louise looked over at them as well. It only took a few seconds for them to realize that the albino nations had a gleam in their eyes.
“Oh, we were just wondering if you’d like to join us for a drink down at one of the bars.” Maria replied, trying to hide the smirk forming on her lips.
Louise raised an eyebrow. “Why? We have perfectly good beer here, why do we need to go out?”
“Well little West, Maria and I were talking about how we don’t hang out enough as a family and that we should hit the town tonight, it’s a really lovely night too. And besides, if we drink out tonight, you two won’t have to clean up any messes we cause.” Gilbert grinned.
Ludwig and Louise looked at one another, both knowing that the Prussia twins wouldn’t take no for an answer, so they sighed and agreed to go. Gilbert and Maria grinned at one another before leaving the room.
Closing the bedroom door, the male nation smirked. “I’ve got the aphrodisiacs for their beers. Do you think they will be able to notice it in their beers?” He asked as he pulled a small vial out of his pocket.
Maria snatched it and looked at it a bit, swishing around the clean liquid before popping the top off and taking a sniff. “Nah, I can’t smell anything from this so I doubt it has a taste. Now come on, let’s get ready for tonight.” She slapped the other Prussian’s ass and he laughed.
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They spent about two hours at the bar and the German twins were starting to get a bit of a buzz from the rather strong lagers their siblings had bought for them, especially since they each had had about six mugs worth.
Unknown to them was that whenever their beer came to the table they sat at, Gilbert would distract them with something or another and Maria would put a few drops into their drinks.
By now, Louise and Ludwig were giggling at each other (yes, it was possible for those muscle headed idiots to giggle) over something stupid and Maria decided to pop a question at them as they walked down the streets back to their home.
“Yo, West and little West, I have a question for ya.” They turned from each other to look at the white-haired woman as she stopped walking. “Gilbo and I want to have sex with you guys, are you willing to do it with us?”
“Why do you need to ask? You end up doing it anyway.” Ludwig replied, the light pink color on his cheeks had changed a bit at the question.
Gilbert shook his head, being as serious as his sister. “No, not the normal shit we do. We want a foursome with you guys. We want to fuck you guys while you two make out or something like that.”
Louise blushed deeply and shook her head. “O-oh no! I’m not doing anything like that! It’s bad enough that I’ve slept with Schwester,” to which Maria mumbled ‘just once’ under her breath, “I don’t think I could do it with you and Ludwig!”
“Yeah, I’m not getting involved in any of your crazy plans guys. Come on Louise, let’s go home.” Ludwig grabbed his twins hand and began to walk the last block to their house but Maria’s voice stopped them.
“You don’t have a choice in the matter. In mere moments you’ll be begging for sex from us.”
“What are you..?” Ludwig turned and noticed an empty vial in Maria’s hand, making his eyes widen. “What is that?!”
“A love drug. It will leave you begging for us to fuck you into the ground. From how much you consumed to how long it’s been since you first drank it in your beers, you should start feeling the effects at any moment.”
The blonde siblings looked at the other two before making a mad dash for the house. “Those evil bastards drugged us?!” Louise exclaimed as they finally reached the door to their home. “What the hell are they planning?!”
“Obviously, the answer is sex Louise.”
“Yeah, but they didn’t have to drug us for that!”
Just as the door was opened, the effects hit them like a ton of bricks. Without even noticing for a moment, Ludwig and Louise were lip locked and already feeling turned on just by their heated kiss. They didn’t even notice that Gilbert and Maria were watching, smirking at the sight of the little sister and brother making out right before the stair case.
“Fuck man, how long are they gonna go at it?” Gilbert commented, watching the sight and starting to get turned on at this.
“We need to take them upstairs before they decide to do it without us.” Maria walked over and tapped them both with her boots. “Yo, move it or lose it kiddies! The fun hasn’t even started yet!”
Louise and Ludwig looked up, both were panting blushing mess. Maria almost squealed at how cute they looked but she pushed that down and helped her brother get them to the nearest bedroom, which happened to be her own. The blondes were thrown to the bed and the albinos left for a moment, saying they would be back.
The female German turned to the other, panting hard. “I am so sorry Ludwig…” She blushed but the other shook his head.
“It’s fine, it’s our damn siblings that should be sorry. When this is over I’ll punish them both.”
“I know, I’ll do the same. But…” The blush got deeper. “You’re a pretty good kisser Bruder.”
Ludwig got color on his cheeks as well. “S-same to you Schwester…” He reached out and touched her face, leaning in to kiss her once more but the door was kicked open and both siblings were shocked at the sight.
Maria and Gilbert stood there, both naked as the day they were formed. Maria seemed to be the only one wearing something, a strap-on, while Gilbert held two vibrator bullets in his hand, smirking at them both. “We brought toys for our play date kiddies~!” Maria laughed.
“O-oh Gott… what the hell is wrong with you two?!” Louise yelled at them, covering her eyes and wondering what the hell these two idiots had planned.
“Kesesese~! My cute little Schwester,” Gilbert grinned, “what we have planned is a little mixer for tonight. For you see, Maria and I decided that maybe we should try something different.”
“And by different you mean drugging us and using toys?” Ludwig questioned.
“Something like that West. Actually, it’s more like I fuck Louise, Maria fucks you and you two start making out thanks to the drug.”
Ludwig just groaned, both at the stupid idea and at the fact that he was hard because of what he had been given. “I will personally be the one to kick your ass after this, how long does this stupid drug last?”
Maria thought for a moment. “I think after you two release or something, I can’t recall everything Francis told us. But let’s get on with this; I’m in the mood to try out this on ya Lud!” She smirked and pointed to the strap-on she wore. “Got it made so that it was like Gilbo’s five meters, now we both have one.”
“Mine is real though, but it should work just fine.” Gilbert added on, smirking as well. The two approached the bed and looked down at the younger nations. “Shall we?”
The long-haired nation nodded and turned to look at Ludwig before kissing him softly, blinking for a moment when Ludwig tried to kiss her harder. Boy, that aphrodisiac was quite the little wonder! The same thought ran through Gilbert’s mind as he locked lips with his little sister, her arms going around his neck.
The kisses soon turned into touches, with Maria opening Ludwig’s shirt to explore his chest and Gilbert fondling Louise’s chest. He was enjoying playing with those large tracts of land, no wonder Maria was so jealous of them! Louise groaned, trying to push away her older brother but was failing as those hands were now going up her shirt and under her bra, toying with the nipples.
“Ah..! Bruder…!” She cried, biting her lips. She cries were ignored by the other three members in the room. As for Ludwig, Maria was keeping his words muffled with her talented tongue shoved into his mouth as her hands rubbed his chest and midsection, feeling up on the man. A satisfied smirk was evident on her lips as she felt Ludwig’s member touching her stomach.
“How are you doin’ on your end Gil?” She asked, pulling away from her panting brother to look at the other Prussia who was currently sucking on an exposed nipple after having removed Louise’s shirt and bra. He gave her a thumb’s up and she did the same before going down to Ludwig’s pants and unzipped them with her teeth.
She exposed Ludwig’s cock to the elements and grinned like a child receiving a reward, she always admired how large the Beilschmidt boys were and it drove her into frenzy. Sure she had conquered many people’s vital regions before but she loved her brothers’ vitals the best. With a small practice lick, Maria decided to engulf the large organ with delight, moaning at the sounds she heard coming from her little brother.
Gilbert watched as Maria sucked Ludwig off, feeling himself get harder at the sight. Fuck his lover looked hot with his older sister’s mouth over his cock, like something out of a good wet dream. He licked his lips at the sight but out of the corner of his eye he noticed that Louise was watching in fascination, which only served to make him smirk.
“I can do something like that to you Lou.” He purred at the smaller blonde who blinked, blushing when she realized what Gilbert meant. Maria had done something similar to that on her and she bit her lip, wondering if Gilbert was going to do it too. Sure it was a strange thing, sucking and licking at someone’s vital regions, but it felt so good.
Louise blushed deeply, nodding, wanting Gilbert to do that. Secretly she had enjoyed it when Maria did it but she was too bashful to ask for it. But with her mind turned into butterscotch pudding because of the spiked drinks, she was able to ignore her embarrassment. “Please Bruder…”
A small happy squeal came from Maria, having heard that cute little plea and her attention was halved between the moaning blond in front of her and the cute blonde to her side. She watched as Gilbert removed Louise’s pants and her panties (Ooh! She wore the cute pair with the bunnies on them, Maria noted) and watched in delight as Gilbert went between her legs.
The German jolted at the warm muscle that played with her, making her moan. She swung her hands around a bit on the bed, looking for something to grab until she found Ludwig’s hand, giving it a small squeeze just as Gilbert slipped his tongue in. Ludwig squeezed back, feeling Maria slip her own tongue into Ludwig’s slit. “Gott…” He groaned and Maria chuckled, pulling her mouth away.
“Can’t have you cumming just yet little Bruder.” She winked and turned to Gilbert. “Yo, stop licking pussy and stick this in your ass.” She poked him with the bullet and Gilbert removed his mouth, taking the item from her.
“Jesus, one thing at a time woman.” He grumbled before standing up, looking down at the younger nations on the bed. “So fuckin’ hot, aren’t they?”
“No doubts about that Gil, now, let’s get them ready. If we want them to make out with each other, they’ll have to be in our laps.”
Gilbert nodded and looked at the bullet in his own hand, Maria had one as well. They had decided that it wouldn’t be fair if they didn’t get a little fun as well so they decided to use the bullets on themselves as the made love to their siblings. Maria looked down at Ludwig and helped him sit up a bit. “Come here West, let Schwester help you a bit.” She smiled a bit as kissed his head.
Gilbert looked at Louise, helping her up as well. The two blondes were in a daze, caused by the substance and the ecstasy that was taking over their minds and bodies. They didn’t notice that the other two had lubed themselves up and slipped the bullets into their bodies before sitting behind them on the beds.
“Come here little one.” Gilbert spoke into Louise’s ear as he lifted her a bit and slowly started to probe her as she sat in his lap. She gasped at the intruding finger before shivering, moaning slightly. Maria watched, chuckling lightly before lifting Ludwig up and doing the same to him.
They seemed to be working in sync with each other, each preparing the one that they were to take. Gilbert leaned in a bit and whispeared lightly to Louise. “Go on, kiss your dear twin Ludwig, he won’t mind. Heck, touch him too, he might touch you back.”
Louise shivered and looked at him a bit before leaning forward and started to softly kiss Ludwig. Her breath hitched when Gilbert pulled his fingers away and put his five meters into her. She let out a startled gasp but Ludwig’s tongue put an end to that as he started to kiss harder, just as Maria slipped the dildo into him.
The twin Germans kissed deeply, feeling themselves being thrust into by their older siblings. A small hand reached down and took Ludwig’s cock, pumping it lightly. It was strange to Louise to do that, seeing as this was the first time she had ever done something with a man but Ludwig seemed to like it and she liked the feeling of Gilbert inside of her.
Ludwig looked at Louise, seeing her sitting in Gilbert’s lap and watching him thrust into her as she gave him a hand job. He blushed deeply and reached out, toying with Louise’s breasts, feeling how soft they were while watching her blush deeply and make a small sound of pleasure.
All the while, Maria was thrusting into her younger brother, grinning in pleasure just as she activated the vibrator inside of herself, moaning at the sensation. Gilbert had already started his own, feeling it work it’s magic but keeping his focus on feeling himself inside Louise, hitting her sweet spot a few times while she and Ludwig continued to play with one another. He glanced at Maria just as she hit Ludwig’s spot and he smirked. This was intoxicating, a wonderful fix that he had needed! Not only did this allow him to have some fun in bed, it also got him away from that boring vanilla sex he had been stuck with.
Plus, he was banging his cute-as-all-hell little sister! Everything was going his way tonight!
“Ah… Bruder…!” Louise’s cry of pleasure made Gilbert snap back into attention, he wasn’t sure if that cry was for him or for Ludwig who was toying with her nipples. Fuck, the sight of those two and Maria along with the warm muscles around him and that toy inside of him… shit he was gonna cum any minute now!
“Damnit Maria… I’m almost done..!” Gilbert yelled and Maria nodded, she was nearing the end as well. It took only a few more thrust into Louise for her to release, causing her to tighten around Gilbert and making him release. Maria and Ludwig soon released almost right after them.
The four collapsed on Maria’s queen sized bed, resting in the final, lingering moments of ecstasy that had taken control of their bodies. It was Gilbert who was the first to get over it, removing the bullet and turning it off before tossing it aside. “That was fucking awesome.” He grinned and Maria laughed, removing her own and throwing it somewhere as she continued to lie on the bed.
“I know, right? We need to try this more often! Family sex is the best sex ever!”
Louise and Ludwig slammed pillowed into both of their faces at this before getting the hell out of the room as fast as they could.
It should be noted that Maria and Gilbert were soon making plans for the next time they could attempt this.
END
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This… I’ve been writing fanfics for about five years now and I’ve role played a lot of crazy shit in my time, but this! This takes the freakin’ cake for anything I’ve ever written!
And I regret nothing. And before you ask, Gilbert wore a condom when he was doing Louise, I just didn’t bother to put that in.
You know, I actually like writing for these four, I’m half-tempted to just write a bunch of little stories for them, be it hard-porn corn like this or fluff. If I come up with ideas or people give me ideas I could attempt it.
Please review, this was really weird for me to write, and aside from this being my first foursome of this kind it was also my first het story. Ever. By the way, pixiv doesn’t help when writing something like this… I couldn’t help but look up stuff for these pairings and I got some fucked up ideas in my mind…
P.S. If anyone knows how to work the kink meme, could you help me? I have a really cool idea that I would love to see someone attempt to write out but I really don’t know how to work the blasted site.