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[rivkat]

So, one of my son’s second-grade assignments was to think of as many things as possible that could be picked up with a spoon but not a fork. He returns home with a list in which three of the about eight entries-“alcohol,” “beer,” and “liquor”-have been carefully erased, as per his teacher’s policy. Now we are amusing ourselves imagining the first

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[counteragent]

Lol: tequila, Nyquil, rubbing alcohol...