Clark’s been to every one of Lex’s funerals. He’ll go to every one until it’s the last.
I so want to read this fic now! :)
“You know, Clark,” Lex said, “the reference is not, as most people believe, to Inspector Clouseau, but to the pink diamond whose theft features in the first and fourth films.”
Clark might have had a better idea how to react to that had he known where his pants were.
Title: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Smallville Fandom: SV Pairing: Clex
Those are the mightiest thighs I ever have theen! I mean-Clark’s a paragon of virtue, Lex’s the scheming scion of a father who treats him like a slave. There’s a long-lost cousin who Clark almost accidentally marries before Lex manages to dig up the truth and Clark realizes he’s much happier with Lex-even when Lex isn’t dressed like a girl.
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I so want to read this fic now! :)
“You know, Clark,” Lex said, “the reference is not, as most people believe, to Inspector Clouseau, but to the pink diamond whose theft features in the first and fourth films.”
Clark might have had a better idea how to react to that had he known where his pants were.
LOL! :)
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Fandom: SV
Pairing: Clex
Those are the mightiest thighs I ever have theen! I mean-Clark’s a paragon of virtue, Lex’s the scheming scion of a father who treats him like a slave. There’s a long-lost cousin who Clark almost accidentally marries before Lex manages to dig up the truth and Clark realizes he’s much happier with Lex-even when Lex isn’t dressed like a girl.
Ack! This one needs to happen! *loves Forum*
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