Crackspawn Meme!

[riverborntorun]

This has been popping up a lot recently, so I've sort of lovingly stolen it from....well, several people. Reply here with your character, no matter how ridiculous the pairing, and I will give you the following about their first child with River Song.

A. Name:
B. House:
C. Circumstances of Conception:
D. PB:
E. Three Random Facts:

P.S. Click here if you'd prefer Molly Hooper to be the mother of your muse's child.