GURAsaki Corpse Delivery Service [Open]

[kabukichoqueen]

WHO: Kagura kabukichoqueen, the Rivelata Shinsengumi, and busy-bodies willing to risk their lives in exchange for possible gossip and the experience of seeing things go all sparkly-sparkly-boom-boom
WHAT: Collecting payment for services, things blowing up, and possibly an example as to why underage children should not be given some heavy weaponry
WHERE: in front

Comments

[eroneko]

There was a scream. A scream loud enough to pop ear drums, and for Bardo to start bleeding profusely. Thankfully, his cat ears did not bleed, but he was covering them, wincing as he looked up to see a girl blowing shit up specifically a building.

Now, he could either ask this girl if she was drunk, homicidal, or what - or run away. Fast.

Ah, fuck running away. Bardo has dealt with worst shit.

He walked toward the girl, standing in front of the door of said building. Towered over her in fact, and looked grimly down at her little body.

"I think you might have blown them up, kid."

[kabukichoqueen]

Kagura's thought process was as follows:

1) JESUS CHRIST! It's a pedophile! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
2) Cat Ears?
3) Cat Ears = this person must be more interested in Gin-chan
4) New Daddy
5) New Daddy that might have lots of money
6) Money = sukonbu
7) Murder sequence deactivated.

Kagura put down her umbrella and looked the man straight at the eye. "No, they're not dead yet," she said. "The Shinsengumi are like cockroaches. They won't die that easily."

[eroneko]

She was kind of cute in that weird, small, crazy way. Bardo smiled fondly at the little girl, then laughed low in his throat. Homicidal little girl wanting to kill a whole group of people.

Well, at least it wasn't him.

"Made you angry, did they?"

[kabukichoqueen]

"Not really." Kagura knocked at the door again. "They asked Gin-chan, Shinpachi and I to help them move but they still haven't paid us so I'm here collecting payment. And if I rid them of their land mines, I get triple the pay."

She stepped in from one of the holes to look inside the building for people, then she stepped outside and started banging on the door again. "I know you're in there! Answer the door!"

[fruits_chinpo]

There were few things in life that a man didn't want to come home to. One of them was your spouse in bed with a more attractive male. Another was a giant alien cockroach that survives by feeding on your intestines. This was neither.

In fact, some might think this was infinitely worse that the preceding two possibilities because now Kondo had to live with the pain and suffering of losing his precious 'stash' that had been cleverly and delicately hidden underneath the floorboards... of which were currently missing.

Kondo let out a scream so high-pitched that not even a little girl or a prebuscent boy being castrated could reach.

[ooc: ...o-orz ....sorry, so behind DX please forgive me !!]

[loneprodigy]

Itou had been reading in his room when he heard a loud scream, followed by multiple explosions. Annoyed with being interrupted, he slammed his book shut, and exited to the hall.

The new entrance to their headquarter was hard to miss, but knowing the culprit was on the other side of the door, Itou paid it no mind. There was another scream when he turned the knob.

On the front steps stood a young girl, much to his surprise. He had been expecting uncivilized thugs. Staring down at her through his glasses, he asked, "May I help you?" And looking past her, he greeted, "Kondou-san."

my late tag is late... D:

[kabukichoqueen]

"Payment please," Kagura said, loudly chewing on her sukonbu. "And please tell your boss to stop showing me things I'm not supposed to see, and that it's waaay smaller than expected."

Kagura held out her hands. "Payment."

[eroneko]

Not a lot of people liked paying the poor, little girl, huh? Bardo watched in amusement as she started to kick the door, as if a child her size had the strength. Her lungs were amazing though. Voice could shatter glass. Yikes.

Finally, someone answered the door, and woah...surprise person behind him.

"You owe the girl," he replied, arms folded over his chest.