WHO: Jan Valentine
bitchin_beanie, "Jimmy Olsen"/Nightwing
knightprodigyWHAT: MMM DINNERTIME. Because Shadhavars are a little tricky to catch, and superheroes come a bit easier.
WHERE: Junkhouse Ramen
WHEN: Evening -- day after
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It was a bold move on Dick's behalf, one that he hadn't entirely planned. It had just sort of happened. And while he knew now was probably not the best time to get himself on anyone's menu, he'd be lying if he said he wasn't, in some way, curious (excited?) by their upcoming meeting. Save sparing with Batman, Cass and Tim he really hadn't been challenged in combat since his arrival.
Hopefully the two would tango long enough for Jan to grow irritated and break out his guns, if he hadn't already got them on him, but why should he feel the need to shoot 'Jimmy'? He'd basically said this was an a la carte dining experience, an all you can eat, quench your thirst buffet. 'Jimmy' wouldn't put up a fight. Not that Jimmy knew Jan intended on ( ... )
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Those quick eyes darted over toward the door as it swung open, and for just an instant the dark face around them was blank. Without any warning, he hadn't had time to pick out the best act for Jimmy. His mind raced over the various possibilities, and by the time the coin in his hand was next flipped into the air, the blankness had been replaced by a decidedly toothy grin.
"'Bout fuckin' time!" Jan called back, heaving himself up from his seat and shoving both hands and their shiny toy into his pockets. The grin beneath the hat, the grin he'd picked out just for this occasion, could really only be called hungryThough he didn't let the expression falter, Jan did hesitate just slightly. He didn't see any pizza ( ... )
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He wasn't sure which look he preferred, the nonchalant one that said 'you're below me', or the toothy grin he was being treated to now that said 'grub's up'? Tough call.
"You know I quit that," mentally blanching, Dick played along, "why else would I be back?" He toyed with a smirk, letting it hang in the air for a moment before he clapped his hands together, his expression switching altogether into something more... neighborly. "Alright. What are we havin'?" He began his act as Jimmy Olsen; innocent victim. "Ramen's noodles, right?"
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Alright, maybe just the mention of ramen, and it wasn't heartbreak as much as the realization that dinner wouldn't be so easy after all. But everything was relative, or some shit like that.
He'd known it was too good to be true.
"Just the best motherfuckin' noodles!" he confirmed, general enthusiasm overshadowing, as usual, everything else. He spun on his heel and shoved his way back into the kitchen, leaving Olsen to pick one of the tables or stand awkwardly around or whatever the guy was into. Jan could still ramble loudly at him from behind the serving window, so it worked well enough for him.
"Bet you think I'm kidding about the scurvy," was the topic of choice, and it came accompanied by the banging of various kitchen utensils. Jan wasn't a complete asshole all the time, he could still give a guy a meal while he was deciding whether or not to take a chunk out of him after all. "But seriously, I saw this one bitch? I swear to fuck, her whole goddamn arm just peeled off. S ( ... )
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So Dick settled himself at a table near the window, hopefully giving Robin a better idea of what was going on inside.
"I'm pretty sure that's leprosy, Jan." Dick pronounced his name correctly, using the German 'y' sound. "It's pretty contagious, maybe you should get yourself checked out." And then, because they both knew this was all BS - "Whatever you're having is fine."
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