That Dude Looks Like a Lady (Closed and Incomplete)

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WHO: Laguna Loire, Kiros Seagill, and Squall Leonhart & Seifer Almasy if they also want join
WHAT: Laguna has locked himself in his room, someone try and get him out?
WHERE: Their house
WHEN: Day 137 (backlog)

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[kissmygunblade]

Really. Seifer failed to notice that the house was more crowded than before. As he had never bothered to attend any of the Cookery lessons back in Garden, his poor 'family members' had to endure restaurant food unless someone volunteered to cook - usually Laguna, but that often ended in disaster.

He was sick of restaurant food, he thought as he stuck the key in the keyhole (which was plaintively useless, because the door would be unlocked anyway), expecting Laguna's familiar cry and rush down the stairs to - uh, eat or offer to cook.

But today, it was oddly quiet in the house. The lights weren't switched on, no smell of smoke from the kitchen, no one on the couch. Hn. Decidedly weird.

"Laguna?!" Seifer hollered up the staircase.

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Seifer was the first one home.

....

"Damn it..." Laguna mumbled into the pillow, but she stayed silent. No, she was NOT coming out.

NOT NOW AND NOT EVER.

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No response.

"Oi, President Leg Cramp! There's food!" Seifer tried again, knowing that the mention of 'food' usually did the trick.

He laid the packets on the table before opening them up, and hoped that the aroma would travel upwards.

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Laguna had been there all day and the result was making itself known in her stomach as the aroma of pizza drifted through the door and into her blankets.

"...oh c'mon!" Laguna whined, "That's so unfair..."

No, she won't come down! Nu-uh!

...SHE HAD BOOBS FROM HYNE'S SAKE! Laguna curled into a ball as best she could and whined into the pillow again.

[kissmygunblade]

Was Laguna even at home?

Seifer scowled as he took a pizza tray and walked up the stairs, then down the hall. He knocked very loudly on the door. "President! There's pizza out here! You can smell it, can't you?"

Come to think of it, why did he even bother getting Laguna out? To entertain him during dinner? Nah. That couldn't be it.

He knocked again.

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"Go away!" Laguna shouted before gasping and clasping her hands over her mouth, blushing furiously.

She forgot about her voice change too! CRAP!

[kissmygunblade]

Seifer stopped knocking.

Was that a woman's voice he heard?

Then no wonder Laguna wouldn't respond to any of his calls! Not even with the pizza temptation! He shook his head, a familiar smirk on his face. How old was the President again? Thirteen?

But to tell the truth, didn't President Leg Cramp like that air of his - Kiros? Heh. How scandalous. "I'm leaving you two alone, President! Heh. The pizza's outside!" So this was Laguna's secret, eh? Seifer walked down the stairs, ready for some pizza.

Wait.

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Laguna groaned and facepalmed, Seifer thought she was with another girl now! Could this get ANY worse?

"Mmmpprrffff..." Laguna was now trying to commit suicide by suffocation with a pillow.

[kissmygunblade]

So many things had happened in Rivelata, he couldn't remember them all at once. It was just plain impossible, though, that Laguna would act naughty in their own house where everyone could see (and hear).

That was why Seifer reopened his journal with a slice of pizza in hand on the couch downstairs. He reread Laguna's entries one by one. There was the one shouting for help in the clinic fire, the one where he wanted pizza with Kiros... That's it! So it wasn't a scandalous affair after all. He had secretly hoped that it would be.

With the slice of pizza still in one hand, Seifer chuckled as he called out, "Want to go shopping, President? My treat!" He knew that Laguna wouldn't be coming down until Kiros came home, so why not use this time fully?

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...what?

"...why would I want to go shopping?" Laguna asked hesitantly, wincing at her voice. Sure, Seifer would pay but... shopping?!

Wait.

"Damn it, Seifer!" Laguna shouted. "I am not going to get girl clothing!"