Balthier's bringing sexy back? Again?

[a_noble_thief]

Travis, return at once. Don't make me regret my efforts.

Vossler. Stay out of my house and away from my .. family.

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[travistouchdown]

Yeah, yeah. It wasn't like I was going far anyw-

Did you just say family?

[a_noble_thief]

I- I suppose I did.
Did you want to create a ruckus over that as well?

[travistouchdown]

Nah. Just curious.

Anyway, I didn't go far. Captain Gar and his boyfriend were pissing me off.

[a_noble_thief]

Boyfriend? You jest.

Either that, or my cuffs are going to be getting very dirty in the near future.

[viera_copilot]

Welcome back, Judge Balthier.

[a_noble_thief]

It appears much happened in my absence, again. If only I could speak to you of what I saw, I swear it is worth the leave. What I wouldn't give for time to stop so I may solve the riddle plaguing my notebooks and mind.

Passing strange, I sound like that fool.
I think a stiff drink is in order.

[viera_copilot]

A fool, you are not.

You have returned to us, which is evidence enough. You have not yet allowed the research to claim your mind - you are still free, your wings not clipped by the call of madness.

I do, however, believe a drink can be arranged.

{*locked because he's amused he CAN lock it*}

[de_novo_xiii]

You need an evening of doing nothing but sipping wine and trying on fine clothing tailored to your very elegance and charm.

Your wedding suit is awaiting a final fitting and a bottle of vintage is sitting lonesome on my desk.

[bearer_of_shame]

I am sorry for causing trouble, Balthier. Twas not my intention I assure you.

I would not worry about Vossler. He does not know who you are, nor has he met you yet. He comes from a time before you... and even before he knew I was alive and well as well as one is after Nalbina.

Hence why he had threatened my life. He still thought me traitor.

[travistouchdown]

Yeah, let's all forgive the douchebag.

I like the baseball bat idea better.

[bearer_of_shame]

Of course you like that idea better. You are a rather violent person.

[travistouchdown]

It's not like you're real good at listening either, Captain Douchebag #1.

[captain_azelas]

... I have not even the least intentions of getting involved with your family.

[travistouchdown]

Too bad for you that your boyfriend's part of that family, huh?

Looks like someone's not getting laid tonight.

[captain_azelas]

...

Basch can do what he pleases, it is of no consequence to me.

[travistouchdown]

Yeah, sure.

Sounds like someone's in denial.