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[fruits_chinpo]

Otae-san...it's been so long since I've heard your sweet voice. The only memory I have left of you is the scent of your body that still remains from my habitat beneath your bed. Some times, after your baths, the smell is particularly strong and warm.

What was it that drove you away ?? Was it my masculinity?! It must be! I simply am too manly for one

Comments

[rukongai_dog]

That is one creepy-ass poem, dude.

[fruits_chinpo]

Are you calling the true tender feelings of a samurai in a love creepy ?!

[rukongai_dog]

true tender feelings?!

Yeah. Yeah, kinda am.

[fruits_chinpo]

Love is a beautiful thing. It turns great samurai into poets. I will awe her with my heartfelt feelings! ...and then she'll put out for me at last!

[silver_shore]

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[fruits_chinpo]

Do you need some advice on love ? The one thing I always like to keep in mind is that having bottles of mustard in your pocket makes the date feel more uncomfortable and awkward.

[silver_shore]

No, I don't. Why would you even have bottles of mustard in your pocket? That's just bizarre.

[fruits_chinpo]

For luck! And in case I need them...to aid me... in intimate things..

[cut_em_open]

I really kinda like the way ya think, buddy. Hope the broad appreciates it. Else, ya know. If a chick says no, ain't meaning ya shouldn't use some force. Those leg-spreading bitches are all the same.

[fruits_chinpo]

Otae-san is not a b-! She is a fine, young woman with a shapely bosom and the future mother of my babies!

[cut_em_open]

Shit... that's kinda brutal, man. Yer goin' all the way an' even get her pregnant? Whoa. Ya keepin' her afterwards?

[fruits_chinpo]

Of course. We will be man and wife ! Then our babies will take over the Shinsengumi.

[strongatheart]

...why would you be under someone's bed?

[fruits_chinpo]

To protect her from being violated! And to gather any stray panties that may accidentally slip under there during the process of undressing!

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[spinpachi]

Commander, might one obtain a restraining order from the Shinsengumi? Do you provide that sort of protective legal service?