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[6_illusions]

Hey, idiot-pirates! If you're going to attack then do it already! Otherwise stop whining in your journals.

Comments

[gungoddess]

Why the bloody hell would we want to attack you people?

[travistouchdown]

Doesn't do you a hell of a lot of good if you can't hit your target, little girl.

[gungoddess]

The reason I only got your shoulder was because of your movements.

So... I don't think it takes a genius to figure out what my guns can do to you when you're immobile.

[travistouchdown]

What, are you gonna tie me up?

To immobilize someone, usually you have to catch them first.

[6_illusions]

Take this somewhere else before I slice both of you into pieces!!

[travistouchdown]

Like to see you try it, kid.

[6_illusions]

I'll remove your head first, so I don't have to listen to you cry.

[travistouchdown]

Sounds like a challenge - but your head'll hit the ground before mine does.

[gungoddess]

And then I'll take care of your head.

We all come out as winners! Except our new friend, of course.

[travistouchdown]

I have no plans on dying yet, bitch.

I still have to make it to number one.

[gungoddess]

Oh? You're not number one already?

[travistouchdown]

... No, I'm not.

I'm the fifth ranked assassin, only because I got dragged here before I could kill the fourth ranked dude.

[6_illusions]

THAT'S IT!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU BOTH!

[travistouchdown]

... LOL.

Oh wait, you're serious.

Well, uh... good luck with that.

[gungoddess]

...what does LOL mean?

[travistouchdown]

... Uh... I'm laughing at him? It's... an internet thing.