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[fruits_chinpo]

Men, this is a woman!

Comments

[dist_the_reaper]

Why exactly do we NEED to protect this...woman? IS SHE A REPLICA

[fruits_chinpo]

Because she is that tender age between being a teenager and adult that makes her susceptible to men of all perversions! I will protect her with my life if I must.

[inthecenterfold]

Dude have you actually hit puberty yet?

[fruits_chinpo]

Sir, my pubic hair will one day grow back!

[inthecenterfold]

Grow back? What the hell'd you do, shave it all off? Or the missy rip it all out for ya?

[fruits_chinpo]

No, Toshi ripped out cruelly! And then there was blood... lots of blood... does it make me any less of a man?

[fruits_chinpo]

SHE IS NOT FOR LESBIANS!!!! SHE IS MY FUTURE WIFE!!!

[fruits_chinpo]

WHAT?!!! I won't allow you to lay a finger on Otae-san.

[paymentplz]

Pervert.

[fruits_chinpo]

I am not a pervert!! I am a man of a law who happens to be in love with a delicate, young flower by the name of Otae-san!

[paymentplz]

Being a man of law doesn't change anything about your freaky, stalker personality, now does it?

She doesn't seem to be very happy with you following her, does she?

[fruits_chinpo]

She shows her love in special ways. Her death threats are little 'I love you's aimed at my special areas.

[hitmansougo13]

Kondo-san, you might as well be glued to the ceiling then.

For someone hiding underneath a bed, there are many blind spots in the room.

[fruits_chinpo]

Good idea! Find me a large bucket of glue and tell Yamazaki he is needed!

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[hitmansougo13]

What if you're stuck there permanently, and we have trouble getting you down later though?

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[hitmansougo13]

Mealtimes could be a pain. The only food you'll be able to consume would be bananas.