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[fruits_chinpo]

T-toshi ...they won't stop bleeding...

I present to you a new addition to the Shinsengumi's line of products! Now in friendlier colors to create the image of a more approachable Shinsengumi!

Shogun-approved pine cone genital guards!

Comments

[fuckingdevilbat]

[fruits_chinpo]

Are you interested in a set ?

[fuckingdevilbat]

No, I am not fucking interested, you crazy motherfucker.

[fruits_chinpo]

We can dye it red and black to match your team colors!

[seeyouinpieces]

Ah~ of course, darling. ♥

Perhaps calling me Tira would be easier to say than Half-Naked Girl, hm?

[fruits_chinpo]

But you're still half-naked, right? It won't be as fun if you're not!

[seeyouinpieces]

Still half-naked. ♥

[fruits_chinpo]

Good! You know the way! I'll be waiting! In clothes, of course! To hide my bleeding nipples!

[amongstheclouds]

.....

What.

[fruits_chinpo]

There comes a time in a man's life when he may or may not be kicked in a vital area. You should be prepared in advance for that moment!

1/2

[fruits_chinpo]

T-the lesbian!!

2/2

[fruits_chinpo]

...Ahem. I AM NOT EXCITED BY THE PRESENCE OF A WOMAN WITH YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION. NOT AT ALL. I AM SPEAKING IN MY CASUAL NORMAL INDOOR VOICE AND WRITING IN MY CASUAL NORMAL WRITING.

[justalittlemoth]

Pine cone... A pity I can't see this.

[fruits_chinpo]

But that doesn't mean you can't use them, Kiheitai-san!

[justalittlemoth]

Are they exactly what the name suggests?

[fruits_chinpo]

Yes! Even if the Kiheitai must have these issues some times. It's okay to admit it. We are here for you.

Now, if you would kindly approach the weapon's shop unarmed and by yourself to collect your complimentary genital guard....