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[fruits_chinpo]

Okay, men! This is a formal roll call for all members of the Angst!Shinsengumi and the Fuchsia-13!Shinsengumi!

Reveal yourselves, so I'm not confused anymore!

I would also like to make a request to the Yorozuya. The Shinsengumi have ...problems with aim, and we would like you to clean our bathrooms for us. I think you will find the payment very

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[setupusthebomb]

That haiku offends my sensibility.

[fruits_chinpo]

It is a thing of beauty! It was composed with all the love contained in my manhood!

[setupusthebomb]

It was composed with all the eloquence of a treeful of monkeys in heat. If you are sincere about your love then...

[fruits_chinpo]

I object!! Clearly these are words written from a passionate soul that might posssibly be in heat!

[loneprodigy]

May I inquire which of the two was intended for us, Kondou-san?

[fruits_chinpo]

We are Fuchsia-13! of course! Unless you have ...issues.

[loneprodigy]

Ah, I see. Not at all, just needed to clarify.

[fruits_chinpo]

I originally wanted Periwinkle-13! But Toshi protested. Surely Itou-sensei agrees that there is a certain degree of manliness associated with Periwinkle!

[hitmansougo13]

Okita Sougo, Vice Commander of the Angst!Shinsengumi and First Squad Captain of the Fuchsia-13!Shinsengumi reporting!

Eh Kondo-san, wasn't it the Rivelata Shinsengumi?

[fruits_chinpo]

I have segregated the Shinsengumis to avoid confusion.

I'm better looking and more charming than angst!Kondo, right ??? I must be... What if he charms angst!Otae-san away from me ?? I WILL CHALLENGE THIS ANGST!KONDO FOR A DUEL WHEN HE APPEARS!

[hitmansougo13]

But since angst!Vice Commander is not here, I can take up that position, right?

I don't know, I haven't met angst!Kondo, Fuchsia-13!Kondo-san. But usually girls like to go for the 'angst' type. Though, that is just a hearsay. If he charms angst!Otae away, you still have Fuchsia-13!Otae. Unless he charms both away, then you'll have to result to blowing angst!Kondo up. But Fuchsia-13!Kondo-san, what if there does not exist a angst!Otae?

[fruits_chinpo]

Confirm it with Fuchsia-13!Toshi, first!

Your logic is cruel to me, Fuschia-13!Sougo. How could there not be an angst!Otae-san!?? Two Otae-sans in one place... and maybe if the were to hold each other while crying....and make out a little... IT IS SETTLED! THIS ANGST!KONDO WILL BE DEFEATED IN A MANLY BATTLE OF WILLS! GET MY OWEE-MOTE!

1/???? DOES NOT COMPUTE WHUT

[fruits_chinpo]

2/????

[fruits_chinpo]

3/????

[fruits_chinpo]

[mayo_maniac]

OI, NO WAY WE'RE GOING TO BE CALLED FUSCHIA-13??!! IT'S WEIRD AND STUPID AND 13 DOESN'T EVEN MEAN ANYTHING ANYMORE!

[fruits_chinpo]

Toshi, I already got used to writing it out! What's wrong with the name??? There's also magenta-13, plum-13, maroon-13, and salmon-13??

[mayo_maniac]

IT'S--IT'S AN ABOMINATION, KONDO-SAN! FUSCHIA'S THE ULTIMATE COLOR OF--WOMEN! WOMEN!!! THE COLOR OF KOJIRO'S LIPSTICK! NOT EVEN TAKASUGI WEARS SUCH A COLOR! THE COLOR OF THE KIHEITAI PANTY BITCH'S UN--nothing.

[fruits_chinpo]

TOSHI, IT'S A STATEMENT OF THE MODERN MALE!!! WE ARE SECURE IN OUR MASCULINITY AND ABLE TO WEAR THE TITLE FUCHSIA AS A BADGE OF HONOR!! BUT MAYBE WE SHOULD UPDATE THE NUMBER TO 56! SO WE ARE NOW FUCHSIA-56!SHINSENGUMI!!