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[fruits_chinpo]

...Either I am lost or this bathroom is more overly elaborate than previously suspected... No, it must definitely be the bathroom. If the Shogun says this is the bathroom, then it is the bathroom

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[thisisdiabeetus]

HOW THE HELL DOES THIS PLACE EVEN VAGUELY RESEMBLE A BATHROOM?!

[fruits_chinpo]

Have you heard of the Shogun's legendary bathroom?!! There is nothing here to convince me that this is not a bathroom! Look at the sink in the shape of a palm tree! And the toilet in the shape of a ...palm tree! And the towel rack in the shape of a palm tree!

By the way, what are you doing in the Shogun's bathroom, Sakata-san?

[thisisdiabeetus]

How about the great big giant ship, gorilla?

Believe me, I wouldn't even want to be in your bathroom if I can help it!!

[fruits_chinpo]

That is very obviously... another towel rack!

That's why it's the Shogun's bathroom.

[fruits_chinpo]

The Shogun is a fine man who runs the Bakufu of which signs my paychecks. I have nothing negative to say about him or his bathroom. Though I will comment on the fine craftsmanship of his boat-sized towel rack.

[fruits_chinpo]

Weight?! The Shogun is the paragon of perfection! Sir, I must ask that you not say these things in public, or I will be forced to take action!

[kabukichoqueen]

There comes a time in every balding, bearded gorilla's life...

... or maybe you just wiped your ass too hard.

[fruits_chinpo]

I have proper ass-wiping tech- BALDING ?!! WHERE AM I BALDING ?? I CAN'T BE BALDING!! Otae-san can't see the imperfection! This is bad....

[kabukichoqueen]

I can't say where.
And this isn't a bathroom.

[fruits_chinpo]

Of course it is! This can't be another world! I refuse to believe it!

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[hitmansougo13]

Ah-

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[hitmansougo13]

Kondo-san, what took you so long?

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[fruits_chinpo]

Sougo, is that you?!

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[fruits_chinpo]

...or are you another towel rack ?

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[mayo_maniac]

...

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[mayo_maniac]

!

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[mayo_maniac]

You're late.

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[fruits_chinpo]

Toshi!