Here, life is beautiful.
~Announcement~
After much preparation, I would like to inform you dear creatures that the long wait is over, and Husband's Alley has at last opened! Come join us as we cater to all your whims and fancies! Are you feeling lonely? Are you feeling blue? No longer is there any need for such foolishness.
Please note: we do not discriminate. Age and sex, gender and preference--we're what you want us to be, so you can be what you've only ever dreamed of.
First kisses are free!
But it's always the second kiss that's the most dangerous, after all.
After much preparation, I would like to inform you dear creatures that the long wait is over, and Husband's Alley has at last opened! Come join us as we cater to all your whims and fancies! Are you feeling lonely? Are you feeling blue? No longer is there any need for such foolishness.
Please note: we do not discriminate. Age and sex, gender and preference--we're what you want us to be, so you can be what you've only ever dreamed of.
First kisses are free!
But it's always the second kiss that's the most dangerous, after all.