blood soaked whiskers

[cat0in0a0box]

[The page is splattered with blood and someone sounds happier than he has in months.]

Vell!  It's not quite like burning London to the ground, but it vill certainly offer a bit of diversion from our normal everyday humbrum lives, ja?

Oh von't you come out und play vith me tonight?  It's such a beautiful night und the air is so thick vith the screams

Comments

[i_command_thee]

How curious.

Might I ask as to why you sound so enlightened?

[cat0in0a0box]

Vhy! Because it's mein profession, Fraulien. One could even say I vas born for it.

[i_command_thee]

I see.

Were you altered in some way? I'm having a hard time seeing someone of your stature doing that much damage.

fabulous first impression

[cat0in0a0box]

Altered? Nein nein, this is quite natural for me. Ach! Although I am only a scout und messenger, in mein unit I vould not be a proper soldier if I did not know how to kill.

[Rec forever]

[bratwonder]

Schrodinger!

[SAME!]

[cat0in0a0box]

Still alive, mein Junge!

Or undead, as if vere!

[bratwonder]

Stay that way!!

[cat0in0a0box]

Oh believe me, I vouldn't miss a second of this.

[knightprodigy]

Did you just quote The Sound of Music?

[cat0in0a0box]

Veeeeeeeeell, I vas thinking more along the lines the hills being alive vith the final screams of a man as his bones are shattered on the pavement below after he is dropped from the roof of a building by the monster who has just had his head bashed in repeatedly by a hammer stolen from the smithy.

But sure. Vhy not.

[knightprodigy]

Watch your back.

[cat0in0a0box]

Und mein front und mein sides!