Teaching an old dog new tricks;

[rivemessenger]

You mortals really can't take a joke, can you?

You're throwing such a fit over tiny changes to your surroundings when you've been through so much worse.

Let's see... I know what we can do next!

How do you all feel about your voices?

Comments

[Recorded]

[fairy_skies]

You. You're the reason I'm here like this?!

YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!

[rivemessenger]

Language like that from a lady no less!

Good thing I don't care, right?

[Recorded] excuse her, mini-Jilly is having a bad day...

[fairy_skies]

Oh lady my ass. Christ, what the hell, you not getting enough heavenly head so you decided to see what shit you could stir up down here?

Fuck you man.

[rivemessenger]

Pretty much.

[mirainoken]

I like mine the way it is, thanks.

[rivemessenger]

We'll see, mortal. We'll see.

Oh she is PISSED

[contemptuous]

[rivemessenger]

Hello.

I take it you're one of the serious ones.

[contemptuous]

I take it you're just some overgrown, overpowered child with nothing to do.

How long will this be happening, or are we free from this idiocy yet?

[rivemessenger]

[slightly shaky writing]

Probably more. Just saying.

[bitchin_beanie]

BRO, YOU'RE A FUCKIN GENIUS. LET'S ELOPE AND MAKE LOTS OF AWESOME LITTLE BABIES OKAY?! SOUND LIKE A PLAN?!

[rivemessenger]

You'll have to talk to one of my cousins to make babies, mortal.

[blacksnake_kasa]

I take it you're the one responsible for all of the recent entertainment?

[rivemessenger]

Guilty as charged.

[blacksnake_kasa]

I thank you. This is all very entertaining.

[rivemessenger]

I'm glad some mortals like it.