5th Experiment

[screwyinthehead]

My, now, if this isn't the most curious little device... I must admit, I'm quite impressed...

I wonder what happens if I dissect it...

[a small, thin incision begins at this point and cuts through a single page, notes being scribbled on the margins as he tries to figure out how it works and how much damage it can take before it stops functioning]

Comments

[soulnommer]

[this would be the sound of a head-meets-journal action]

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[screwyinthehead]

My, now. What fine incisors you have.

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[soulnommer]

So I've been told.

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[screwyinthehead]

I think I may remove them for examination.

[cat0in0a0box]

Oh! Vhat haff ve here!

A little doctor it vould seem.

[screwyinthehead]

And a feline's ears! My this place really is full of marvelous specimens!

[cat0in0a0box]

Indeed it does. It's a vealth of scientific possibilities!

Shame the technology is a bit lacking.

[screwyinthehead]

Oh, that can always be remedied. As long as it has scalpels-- which it does-- I'm quite satisfied.

[falce]

Professor?

[screwyinthehead]

Oh? Where? Hopefully not here. Adults always are so troublesome.

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[falce]

Wait -- You're...

SOUL!

[yelling not directed at him lol. : | Yelling for soul.]

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[screwyinthehead]

Hrm? I don't sense any Kishin eggs about, do you?

I wonder if your skin is as soft and supple as it looks...

[bratwonder]

You wanna let us know what you find out?

[screwyinthehead]

Of course, if you can give me new specimens to experiment on afterward!

[bratwonder]

There's books all over the place?

Also other magical things.

[screwyinthehead]

Magic? That's just silly. There's a logical explanation for everything; you just haven't found it yet.

[contemptuous]

Are you cutting the journal? Weird.

[screwyinthehead]

Yes. And normalcy is but a cage society tries to confine us all in.

[contemptuous]

...Sure.

[screwyinthehead]

Are you saying you aren't weird or unusual in any way?