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[no_more_denying]

[small talon rips in paper]

...it really fucking blows being a bird with a broken wing.

Yohji or Omi, if you could come splint this fucking thing again, that'd be great.

Comments

[seeyouinpieces]

Oh no, your wing is broken? How terrible!

[no_more_denying]

Yeah. It's a pain in the ass. Hurts too, dammit.

[iknowwhatyoudo]

Ibuprofen works wonders on inflammation and swelling. You should look after yourself better kitten Man-bird-cat.

[no_more_denying]

[slightly bigger rips]

...you really think this God-forsaken place has ibuprofen?

Or that it'd be a good idea to take it with a body mass of a couple pounds for the next week or so?

Or that I'd take advice from the guy who broke it in the first place?

[iknowwhatyoudo]

Did you ask anyone? You didn't. I know you didn't.

sounds like a brilliant plan if you ask me.

I didn't break it. If I remember correctly, you fell on it. After attacking us while we were minding our own business.

[no_more_denying]

Pardon me for assuming, since we seem to be stuck in the Ren Faire from hell, and ibuprofen wasn't invented until the 60s or so.

Fuck you too.

I fell on it after someone threw a knife at me. Wonder who that could be. And why don't you go kick puppies or whatever it is you do in your spare time. I'm sure you wouldn't want to find out the hard way whether hawks shit when they fly like pigeons do.

[last completely unreadable. lolz.]